There can be only one Douchelander.
39 seconds later, France surrendered.
His methods may be questionable, but my drain is now completely unclogged.
The first annual post-apocalyptic renaissance fair was a huge success.
This guy didn't quite make it onto yesterdays tank.
Alfredo, the angry proctologist, was always fun to watch give a prostate exam.
I don't know what's cooler: the unicycle jouster or the Chewbacca pants on that guy up front
Before he could be the Retard king, Derrick had to fulfill the "Fucktard Prophecies" by unhorsing the fabled Dork Knight.
Due to the recession, the budget for the World of Warcraft live-action movie was drastically reduced.
Dear Cracked Craption Contest. Please stop taking pictures of me without my expressed written consent. Thank you.
'Slightly Perterbed' Max
The Homeless Olympics
I knew Obama was going to slash the military budget, but THIS is ridiculous!