Other Craptions

39 seconds later, France surrendered.

His methods may be questionable, but my drain is now completely unclogged.

The first annual post-apocalyptic renaissance fair was a huge success.

This.....is.....Oakland!!!

This guy didn't quite make it onto yesterdays tank.

Alfredo, the angry proctologist, was always fun to watch give a prostate exam.

I don't know what's cooler: the unicycle jouster or the Chewbacca pants on that guy up front

Before he could be the Retard king, Derrick had to fulfill the "Fucktard Prophecies" by unhorsing the fabled Dork Knight.

Dear Cracked Craption Contest. Please stop taking pictures of me without my expressed written consent. Thank you.

Due to the recession, the budget for the World of Warcraft live-action movie was drastically reduced.

'Slightly Perterbed' Max

The Homeless Olympics

I knew Obama was going to slash the military budget, but THIS is ridiculous!

'Lance' Armstrong

my Dad was a real dick about teaching me how to ride a bike.

He's preparing to do battle with common decency.

Ironman's original prototypes left something to be desired

Worst. Renaissance. Fair. Ever.

Sir Lames-alot charges at his mortal enemy Kenneth riding atop his noble steed, Jasminda, otherwise known as his sister's bike.

Chivalry isn't dead, but this is a good reason to take it behind the shed and beat it to death.

You know those ideas that seem really clever when you're drunk ...

Calm down, guys. I don't think he's a real cop.

You know who wins when petty squabbles turn ugly? Everybody.

Bobby Brown's defense attorney prepares to cross-examine Rhianna.

Looks Like Cracked Is Hiring Again.

I hope he Schwinns!

Bubba Quixote

That's not a boxing glove. THIS is a boxing glove!

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdumb

In the medieval of nowhere.

How Cracked.com determines who gets a pay raise

Sorry, everyone... sometimes Ted gets these wierd flashbacks.

The bike basket is what makes this cool...

Silently Tom stalked his prey

A new spectator to stilt-jousting, Dave's jaw dropped at the sight of this spectacle.

What, no helmet?

THIS! IS! SUBURBIA!

Even he's got more chance of winning the championship than the Cubs.

Bill follows through on his threat to "get medieval on your ass"

Somehow, fisting got more disturbing.

It's Sir Dumpsterdiver Vs who? I couldn't hear over that jackass' pants.

Not pictured: the eight year-old on a big wheel with a nerf lightsaber that he's facing off against.

The event was described as Mad Max meets Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

Sir Galahad a problem...

Robocop just isn't as impressive when he doesn't wear his mask.

A general who became a slave. A slave who became a gladiator. A gladiator who fought with girly weapons.

SCF event. (Society of Creative Fucktards)

Warriors, come out to play....

And John Connor would go on to lead the revolution against our machine overloards.