Other Craptions

In Soviet Russia, village invades tank!

Bring Your Kids to Work Day in Eastern Europe

High School Musical 5: The Blitzkrieg Years

Rugby is WAY more intense in Russia.

It seems as though M.Bison just doesn't have his heart in it anymore.

Retard Dawn

For about twenty million bucks, the Soviets will send you into space. For about forty bucks, they'll take you and your buddies for a beer run.

Well, he saw his shadow. Looks like six more months of war.

Stalins little brother, Ball'in

Dear Yahoo Answers, I live Atlanta, Georgia. How worried should I be about Tanks invading...

Vladimir Putin clearing brush at his version of "Crawford Ranch"

Slow down! You're gonna hit a Pole.

The new GI Joe movie had some crazy auditions.

The Russian A-Team

THIS is what we have 70,000 troops in Germany to guard against?

Big Brother is watching you. Also, Big Sister, Bigger Brother, Little Sister, Moderate Sized Cousin, Morbidly Obese Nephew, and Creepy Uncle are watching you.

"Special" Ops.

"Next time skip the beans, Enos, and we can ride INSIDE the tank."

No wonder the French never want to fight; look what they have to work with...

Red Dawn II: Electric Boogaloo

Don't Stop Believin' Russia...Hold on to that feelin'...

Not pictured: flattened remains of the High School football team.

Come on boys! We'll show those Civil War recreationists what revisionist history REALLY looks like!

Word that the Soviet Union collapsed apparently travels very slowly...

NOT PICTURED: Russian liberal about to get run over while protesting the inherent violence of Russia's after-school programs.

In Soviet Russia, um . . . well, you ride a tank. I guess.

Allowing women into the military made the men happy, but still allowed for the fat chick to slow down the armoured division.

Okay so the Village People in Russia may not be as diverse but at least they're from an actual village.

GM executives on their way to Congress ask for more bailout money.

Takahashi-san is about to find out how they play "Whack-a-Mole" in Russia.

Watch out for hop-ons, You're gonna' get hop-ons.

The entire Belgium army

nobody had the heart to tell Yuri that he was holding the cockpit cover and not actually steering.

And in a huge upset this year, the navy loses their title as "most gay" section of the armed forces...

I'm Captain Larry, and this is Private Darryl, and this is my other Private Darryl, and this is my other Private Darryl...

"Stop the tank, Ivan Togettov!"

Romania's version of "Bang Bus" missed the point entirely....

Best. Carpool. Ever!!!

The hills are alive, with the sound of ... *BOOM!* *Ratta-tatta-tat* *et-et-et-et-et*

The Crazy Ivan takes on a whole new meaning

Russian Olympic bobsled team.

Fear and loathing in Siberia.

"Ah, piss biscuits" thought, Paul, the only trained military tank driver. "Here I am, selling me soul at tank paintball and I get the side of the fucking French trekkies."

War isn't Hell for these men, its more of a leisurely drive through the country-side.

Have we reached Kamchatka yet?

Russia's "Big Brother" program teams at risk youth up with former military officials.

Hey North Korea! Thanks for the distraction. -Signed: Russia

The Swiss Family Commie Pinko Dirtbags

Really? THIS is who we were afraid of during the Cold War?