Other Craptions

Warning: Fighting fire with fire does not work on actual fire.

Job Security: Sometimes you have to make your own emergency.

Thanks to PETA, fire departments can't extinguish fires anymore. They have to re-locate them.

In Soviet Russia, truck fire you!

Rosie O'Donnell's birthday cake.

Just the people to call if you home suddenly bursts into water.

Only you can prevent fire truck fires.

"It is time to fight fire WITH fire!"

Only firemen would celebrate the sixth birthday of a fire truck.

NO, no, no, no, no. A Fire Truck doesn't DELIVER fire, it supposed to put.... oh never mind.

Mexico still hasn't gotten down the specifics of the Olympics yet.

In San Francisco, firemen don't quite operate the same as the do in the rest of the country.

If this was in Japan..this would make a hell of a lot more sense as to what was going on.

When fire destroys houses, fire is fought using water. Sometimes, water destroy houses. These guys just did the math.

Mexico's space program

Now THIS is a Fire Truck!!

Catching Frankenstein was easier in the 21st century....

When the siren and lights aren't working, you have to improvise!

Polish fire truck.

They're gonna win this game of chicken!

FDNY chief Richards heard "Hey slow down, where's the fire?" one too many times. "HERE'S THE GODDAM FIRE! HERE IT IS! HERE! HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Jack?" "Yes Ted?" "You don't understand irony do you?" "No I do not"

At the time, it seemed like a good idea ...

"Fireman" isn't a profession that is to be taken literally.

Fireman Bob driving his men home after Molotov cocktail hour.

The prank war got out of control when Frank decided to catapault the flaming bag of dog crap onto his opponent's roof instead of leaving it on the porch, ringing the doorbell and running away.

Fire Fighting: you're doing it wrong

Prometheus demanded we return the fire. All of the fire.

When you fight fire with fire, it really doesn't help out those people who are on fire.

Finally...the Obituaries and the news was entertaining.

No, no, I insist, Firemen. Go ahead and start your truck on fire. That's why I called you to come to the burning orphanage.

Fahrenheit 451 is closer then you think...

but on the eighth day, God decided to have a larf and start making people without common sense or survival instinct.

"You know what, forget I called you guys! I'm sure Buttons can make it down the tree himelf!!"

While they were doing this an apartment complex burned down leaving 40 people homeless.

Russia's New Year was mostly a time of celebration...and fear. Actually, it was mostly fear.

This picture is still funnier than White Ninja and Daisy Owl.

The London olympic opening ceremony is coming along nicely...

Some people took out their lighter while the band played...but bobby wanted to go the extra mile.

With the economy, pretty much everyone is getting FIRED. Get it? Get it?

the definition of irony is when the fire truck gets set on fire

Are they fighting a flood? WAKKA WAKKA

Huh, 911 really IS a joke in your town.

other (less) funny craptions today may include irrelevant Scientology jokes, a couple of old variations from the "Not Pictured" series and at least one menopausal joke about "flares".

Ah, look, they brought souvenirs from their last job!

It never occurred to us that "fire department" would need explaining during the rebuilding of Iraq....

Ol' Grampa was crazy, but we humored his birthday wish, knowing he could never light the moon on fire.

On opposite day the firemen were not very helpfull.

"I don't give a shit if its a millennium old olympic tradition, running around with torches is just plain unsafe" lectured the chief as he snatched another out of the runners hand.