Craptions Classics April 04, 2009

There was a farmer who had a dog and 0100001001001001010011100100011101001111 was his name-o.

Amer

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We needed a new subwoofer, and we are extremely literal people.

orphan

Finally the truth about Old Yeller. He wasn't Rabid, he just ran on Windows.

FreddyGx2

Michael Bay directs Old Yeller.

chrisjay84

That explains the smelly pile of computer parts in my front yard.

DrTom

His BYTE'S worse than his BARK! Get it?? Get it?? Oh, fuck you guys.

chrisjay84

Big fucking deal. I can play Grand Theft Auto IV on my cat.

Dr.Pepper

While you can't teach an old dog new tricks, they can be reprogrammed.

DrTom

Aaaaand thats how I got fired from the pet cemetary.

twiglet

The furminator.

TheGuy185

Shit. This dog be gettin' all sorts of worms.

DrProfessorman

I hope the USB port isn't where I think it is!

S1lentJay

Looks like K-9 got some physical upgrades finally.

warcraft004

Looks like they're going to have to take him out in the woods and wipe his hard drive.

Blinker_Fluid
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