Other Craptions

We needed a new subwoofer, and we are extremely literal people.

Finally the truth about Old Yeller. He wasn't Rabid, he just ran on Windows.

Michael Bay directs Old Yeller.

That explains the smelly pile of computer parts in my front yard.

His BYTE'S worse than his BARK! Get it?? Get it?? Oh, fuck you guys.

Big fucking deal. I can play Grand Theft Auto IV on my cat.

Aaaaand thats how I got fired from the pet cemetary.

While you can't teach an old dog new tricks, they can be reprogrammed.

The furminator.

Shit. This dog be gettin' all sorts of worms.

New Yeller

I hope the USB port isn't where I think it is!

Looks like K-9 got some physical upgrades finally.

Looks like they're going to have to take him out in the woods and wipe his hard drive.

I'll be bark.

They really ran out of steam by Terminator V.

LASS-E

Not only can he fetch, he holds up to 50GB of songs and movies.

What a weird pinata.

Even our pets are made in Japan nowadays.

The Mars Rover was no match for the Rover from Mars.

Yeah, but can it run Linux?

I'll be back...with the tennis ball you threw for me.

"Riker, i am not satisfied with the replacement for commander Data"

Psst, hey, it breaks the illusion if you leave the panel open.

Ya, but in dog years hes practically a Commodore 64.

"Mommy can we keep him???" "No sweety. There's probably going to be a newer model out next week."

A Megaman's best friend.

is there anything i won't fap to?

"Sniff my ass if you want to live"

The Stepford Pets

iDog

And thats why he's named "Sparky"

Although not as accurate, the Museum of Unnatural History was far more interesting.

K9 lost some of his charm in the American re-make of Doctor Who.

"We heard you like to play xbox and bring your dog in the car with you, dawg. So we put an xbox in yo dog, so you and yo dog and xbox while you drive yo dog and drive, dawg."

Old Yeller II: Judgement Day

So THIS is why vets get paid so well!

stem cell research is a slippery slope.

When the kids were in his corn field again, farmer Jeb switched his dog to the "Kamikaze" setting.

10 PRINT "Woof" 20 LICK BALLS 30 GOTO 10

"Granny, does your dog Byte?"

Rex-Box 360

With the economy getting tough, more and more people are bringing their sick pets to Geek Squad instead of a veterinarian. The results are cruel, but admittedly much cheaper.

All of a sudden the excuse "my dog ate it" doesnt seem so farefetched does it??

Wi-Fido

Welcome to Tom's Taxidermy: you kill em we stuff em.

They tried to kill him. He wouldn't stay dead. "Old Yeller 2: The Reckoning"

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