Other Craptions

In the UK, that there would be called a giant fag. In the US, he'd be called a biker.

I hereby cancel my subscription to your magazine, "Bikes And Butts". I can't jerk-off to this shit.

Smokey and the bandit?

After a five year relationship, Rob Halford and Poppin' Fresh broke up. As Rob rode away he told himself not to look back...don't look back Rob. Don't look back.

"Hey that's the motherfucker who kept sucking my face and then threw me in the streets..."

"I picked a helluva day to give up smoking."

The first annual St. Nicotine's Day parade

undercover cops are so obvious at biker rallys

Harley looked in his rear-view mirror. He felt safe as he watched his fellow citizens take down another giant cigarette. Little did he know Smokey stood right behind him. Even the little girl in pink couldn't save him THIS time.

The lady in the rascal scooter is about to race this skin head, for pink slips.

Hey nice Butt....

Pictured: the awesome irony of a person dressed as a cigarette marching behind a smoke-belching motorcycle for miles.

This message is brought to you by Concerned Gay Biker Parents Against Smoking.

These adorable cigarette costumes are sure to convince kids not to smoke.

man I wish this website was British so I could write 100 "fag" craptions and have people actually understand them

Warning: Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

Back of vest: If you can read this, my butt fell off

Not pictured: Anything funny.

Tampon awarness week went off without a hitch.

The Hell's Angels' "Ride for Mutants" was off to a great start.

My other ride is a cammel

That cigarette has some gay sandals.

What do you think of my helmet? It's shaped like a bald head.

Wheezy Rider

Biker is just looking for a piece of ASH...

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

One of these men has killed. The other is a biker.

Dude, this bike fuckin' smokes!!!

tired of all the slow labors of causing lung cancer, the cigarette decided its time to resort to good old fashioned rape.

I'm bad to the bone, but stop smoking kids.

People will put on a parade for anything these days.

"You can quit me, but I can't quit you, Bob Bennett!" - Smoking

Second hand smoke kill. Silently. Without warning.

In later news an ironic situation developed at an anti-smoking rally today when a man dressed like a cigarette stood too close to a motorcycle exhaust."

Cigarettes don't kill people. Biker Alan Arkin kills people.

"And what's that badge for?" "This one?? That's my Boy Scout douchebag badge."

Yet another reason to smoke weed. It never gets that angry.

Surgeon General's warning: Standing in the middle of the goddamn road in a limited visibility costume can cause loss of limbs and death.

Where can I get a cigarette that big? I've had a stressful day.

Gloved up...the giant cigarette was about to execute the perfect bike-jacking....

This year's Klan rally was a little more subversive

SSSSMMMMMOOOOOKKKKEEEEE!!!

Ass-less chaps make smokey angry!

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man II

The biker's name is Beavis, right?

kind of scares you INTO smokng

Mr. Butt's drive through Proctology Clinic was a big hit in San Francisco.

I don't care if makes you look gay, if you don't put your arms around my waiste you're gonna keep falling off!

8-Ball thought his leather chaps would silence his fart, but he could never fool Smokey.