Craptions Classics April 03, 2009

The cravings followed Bob for the rest of his life; no matter what he did it was like a giant angry cigarette was just behind him.

MillsC9

Other Craptions

In the UK, that there would be called a giant fag. In the US, he'd be called a biker.

Scott Santens

I hereby cancel my subscription to your magazine, "Bikes And Butts". I can't jerk-off to this shit.

DarkMatter

Smokey and the bandit?

Zaphod

After a five year relationship, Rob Halford and Poppin' Fresh broke up. As Rob rode away he told himself not to look back...don't look back Rob. Don't look back.

Iapyx

"Hey that's the motherfucker who kept sucking my face and then threw me in the streets..."

Oops

"I picked a helluva day to give up smoking."

CavalierX

The first annual St. Nicotine's Day parade

Zaphod

undercover cops are so obvious at biker rallys

crhino

Harley looked in his rear-view mirror. He felt safe as he watched his fellow citizens take down another giant cigarette. Little did he know Smokey stood right behind him. Even the little girl in pink couldn't save him THIS time.

Esko2

The lady in the rascal scooter is about to race this skin head, for pink slips.

warcraft004

Hey nice Butt....

shaf

Pictured: the awesome irony of a person dressed as a cigarette marching behind a smoke-belching motorcycle for miles.

CavalierX

This message is brought to you by Concerned Gay Biker Parents Against Smoking.

siromar

These adorable cigarette costumes are sure to convince kids not to smoke.

Blinker_Fluid
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