Other Craptions

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

Drinking fountains in San Francisco scare me.

"You think Madagascar is the best semi-autonomous island nation?? THIS is what I think of Madagascar!"

This anti-feminist statue, the artist called "Ha ha, we can pee standing up."

...and that, according to creationism, is how the great lakes were formed

At least the cast of "Friends" aren't dancing around it.

It's only gay if you look down.

Dr. Manhattan gets into a pissing contest with himself.

While some found it tasteless, Jenny just couldn't let herself leave without taking a picture of the famed R. Kelly memorial

Why would I save a fountain I no longer have any stake in?

It's Japan isn't it? Yeah, I thought so.

Not pictured: a statue of 2 women and a cup?

France's gift to Korea was a little more insulting than the Statue of Liberty.

The residents of Pompeii really shouldn't have gotten into a pissing contest at that moment.

Pictured: The world's least used drinking fountain

Sadly this is Taiwan, so those are... "ladies".

The two men stayed, locked in epic piss battle, until the gods saw fit to freeze them in stone as a warning to others.

I've heard of piss drunk before but piss stoned??

Dammit, Cracked, I was holding it in until I saw this picture!

How come when these guys do this, girls take pictures and gather round, but when I do this, they call the cops?

It's better than the Fudge Machine the have inside.

Its a sad world the when pissing contest is more important than the dead woman

Tourists pause to stare raptly at the mating ritual of the northwest stony pisser.

When you're in Yugoslavia, be sure to visit Slobadan's Grave.

first of all I said pistols and its 10 paces !!

Free shipping? Shit, I'll order two!

Cursed by zues for fucking hera, tom and tip were struck with tiny johnsons, and forced to stand in each others piss till the end of time.

easy paul eaaaasy contrrrrrol it...your getting a boner in public

"I say, Fredrick, why are we standing in a pool of feces" "Well, I must say, I do not know, Reginald. Shall we scratch our nards?" "Certainly. On three ..."

It's even weirder when you realize these are just mimes.

Medusa is kinky. Likes her golden showers... the only down side is you can't watch...

The Greeks DID invent outdoor showers.

Welcome to the Corona Bottling Plant!!

"What're we gonna do, Dr. Manhattan?!" "The letter K is descending on us, Jimmy. I must use my greatest power yet - urinating without taking off my shorts."

My lemonade shake brings all the girls to the yard

After gang raping Nancy and leaving her on top of a wall, Steve and Larry tried their best to look inconspicuous when the cops showed up.

2 guys 1 bird bath

Are they standing on a map of New Jersey? Makes sense.

The Crotch Grabbing Contest of 1909 had gone on for a 100 years, and the contestants had long ago turned to stone.

God I love standing in my own urine.

The good luck fountain's clever design prevented most people from retrieving coins.

Medusa's greatest practical joke.

A monument to the proud Native American people

Fucking Medussa just HAD to walk by while we we pissing

No!No!No! I said i wanted a statue of two guys DISSING on each other!!

If you were standing on a map of Switzerland, how would you point somewthing out? Oh, Never Mind!

"We just felt this was the easiest way to teach our children how boys and girls were different."

That day trip to Elton John's Mansion was really fun!

That's one K short of being racist