Little known fact: Hasselhoff is German for "one arm way the fuck longer than the other"
We could have done a lot better for a memorial to the Berlin wall, but this is what the Germans wanted.
The Indian is still crying, but he now has a sweet ride.
"Baywatch" Hasselhoff gets to frolic upstairs with wax Pamela Anderson during the day, but "Knight Rider" Hasselhoff gets to bone her at night in the back of KITT while listening to Warrant.
This Hasselhoff figure is a great scarecrow, but now I can't get rid of all these damn Germans.
Planet Hollywood still has no idea why they went out of business...
Not pictured: A wax statue.
That's clearly not the REAL Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff doesn't have that much charisma.
Wax on Wax Hoff
Who knew that Hasselhof would eventually turn into George Lopez?
The years weren't kind to Fonzie.
Wow these craptions suck.
quit Hasselhoffin' me man, just quit it!