Craptions Classics April 01, 2009

Little known fact: Hasselhoff is German for "one arm way the fuck longer than the other"

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We could have done a lot better for a memorial to the Berlin wall, but this is what the Germans wanted.

orphan

The Indian is still crying, but he now has a sweet ride.

warcraft004

"Baywatch" Hasselhoff gets to frolic upstairs with wax Pamela Anderson during the day, but "Knight Rider" Hasselhoff gets to bone her at night in the back of KITT while listening to Warrant.

Iapyx

This Hasselhoff figure is a great scarecrow, but now I can't get rid of all these damn Germans.

orphan

Planet Hollywood still has no idea why they went out of business...

cbwalker720

Not pictured: A wax statue.

AttentionPlease

Creepiest...Drive-thru...Ever.

Boondoggle

That's clearly not the REAL Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff doesn't have that much charisma.

Jeff Kelly

Wax on Wax Hoff

papajon0s1

Who knew that Hasselhof would eventually turn into George Lopez?

CavalierX

The years weren't kind to Fonzie.

chrisjay84

Wow these craptions suck.

SuperGirl21

quit Hasselhoffin' me man, just quit it!

cbwalker720
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