Other Craptions

We could have done a lot better for a memorial to the Berlin wall, but this is what the Germans wanted.

Waxelhoff?

The Indian is still crying, but he now has a sweet ride.

"Baywatch" Hasselhoff gets to frolic upstairs with wax Pamela Anderson during the day, but "Knight Rider" Hasselhoff gets to bone her at night in the back of KITT while listening to Warrant.

This Hasselhoff figure is a great scarecrow, but now I can't get rid of all these damn Germans.

Planet Hollywood still has no idea why they went out of business...

Not pictured: A wax statue.

Creepiest...Drive-thru...Ever.

That's clearly not the REAL Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff doesn't have that much charisma.

Wax on Wax Hoff

Who knew that Hasselhof would eventually turn into George Lopez?

The years weren't kind to Fonzie.

Wow these craptions suck.

"and if we move to the next exhibit we see him drunk on the floor eating a burger..."

quit Hasselhoffin' me man, just quit it!

Please stop drinking daddy!

Well, that's it. I give up. You win, internet.

Shite Rider

Snapshot taken from the most popular ride at the new German Disneyland, "Its A Hoff World After All".

must....not.....masturb, oh never mind.

Ben Stiller wisely opted out of Night at the Museum 3 : Knightrider at the Museum

Get out of my nightmares, get into my car.

Mickey Rourke is: The Hoff

Wax on, wax... no, just wax on.

Kyle Reese wasn't kidding about those T-600s!

200 years from now, this is in a museum right next to the memorial to those who fell in the "Flame Wars"

Speak into the belt-buckle to place your order.

And then KITT said: "Could you run your face in my hood? I'm a little short on wax"

Hoping to get a third lease on the franchise, NBC debuts it's next hit, "Knight Rider, 10,000 BC".

The Jonas brothers circa 2209.

Enrique Hasselhoff

NOOOO! I said I didn't need my windows squeegeed!

Wow, you really CAN find anything on Craig's List!

Audiences were soon to find out that the Wax David Hasselhoff, unlike its model, could actually act.

Michael Jackson still insists he has never had surgery

Why is Johnny Damon dressed up like the guy from Baywatch Nights?

Guys, hassle the Hoff.

Mr. Hasslehoff we need you to get off our property. Your name is not Michael and that car is not talking to you.

The Museum of Native American Transportation and Driving Habits isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Take a good look, Germany.

The Creationist Museum is really running out of ideas, here.

Michael, please don't urinate on me again

Toy Story 3: Sheer Terror

The KnightRider Exhibit at the Natural History Museum in the year 2753.

"Hey, Kitt, you remember the time that semi totally kicked your ass? Heh, those were the days... Why don't you talk to me anymore, Kitt? Kitt?"

I never knew Hasselhoff and Eric Strada had a son...

I've always found his acting wooden.

I don't know why they used a fake hasslehoff, I'm sure he would have stood there for a 50 and some blow.

That's really Hasselhoff. His daily performance fee is cheaper than the cost of a real wax statue.