Other Craptions

Virgin for life

The force is very, very weak in that one

It was a slippery slope from when Samuel L Jackson asked for a purple lightsaber...

Ive told my mom a million times not to wash my stormtrooper out fit in the same load as my cookie monster costume!

That Stormtrooper blue himself.

I find your color choice ... disturbing

Lynne tried attracting both geeks AND jocks, but was still alone on Saturday night.

Blue Man Troop.

This isn't as embarrassing as being a Lions fan, but it's close.

The Cowboys have gone over to the dark side.

He takes fantasy football to a whole new level.

These aren't the con attendees you're looking for.

Don't ask, don't tell...The Empire.

So we have Stormtrooper, Sandtrooper, Snowtrooper, and now DANCETROOPER.

Star Wars Convention: $35 Blue Storm Trooper Costume: $1200 Tubular Blue Cape: $50 Getting refused sex by a prostitute: Priceless

"There's one...set for stun...NING!"

“Hokey costumes and nerdy compatriots are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

The Empire experiments with it's new Bi-Curious Ray.

Ah, Admiral Blueberry, I thought I smell your foul stench the moment I was brought on board.

How To Get Your Ass Kicked At A Sci-Fi Convention

You laugh now, but this guy will make millions in Japan.

All right, who threw Scottish DNA into the cloning machine?

"Peyton I am your father"

Indianapolis, Tatooine. Both good places to get the hell out of.

Storm Bloopers

6'5" Laser, Rocket Arm...and Laser Blaster and Rocket Launcher.

Hi, I'd like one ticket to the Star Trek movie.

A no-action figure.

He's even got blue balls.

You guys are all idiots. That's clearly just a very accurate portrayal of a man with crippling social anxiety.

I find your lack of underwear disturbing.

Hey is that skirt felt? Well it is now...heh heh heh.

After this Palpatine chose to enact a "Dont ask, dont tell" policy amongst Imperial Troops.

Well this will explain why Peyton Manning can't hit an open man.

It's a Colts throwback jersey from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Pimp My Stormtrooper

I got laid once!

Boo!! Colts suck! Go Cleveland Wookies!!

Ironic that someone representing the evil Empire isn't wearing Patriot's colors.

Colt 45 Year Old Vrgin

When Biggs found out that Class A's included blue shinguards and a velvet cape, well that's pretty much when he decided to join the rebellion.

When creativity meets zero real life ambition.

"Look sir, roids."

and who said Smurfs and Star Wars would never cross over.

Every women wants a man that's both intelligent and athletic, which made it all the more confusing to Martin that his nerd/jock hybrid experiment drawing much trim.

At least he's more fashionable than Darth Raider!

How to not fit in anywhere....

"Interesting. Runs a 4.4 40, good vertical, little short. Where'd he play his college ball?" "The Degobah system."

Somehow I don't think "NFL Wars: Return of the Colts" is going to be a big hit.