Craptions Classics March 29, 2009

...the most likely explanation to why children are starving in Africa

Ewad

Other Craptions

"And what's your gingerbread house look like, little Billy?" "It's a complex satellite defense tower, equipped with all necessary weapons and munitions." "Aw, how cute! It has gumdrops on the side!" "..."

racedogg2

The prisoners shuttered with fear when they heard about their transfer. Nobody survived Sugar Fluff Island. Nobody.

Esko2

New guilt based method of trying to help kids at fat camps by convincing them that if they eat.. they are consuming entire cities of innocents

BostonPatriot

Hansel and Gretel's grunge phase.

drillerkiller

They said I couldn't combine baking, architecture and anti gravity.

orphan

It's still more stable than the economy, BA-ZING!

tallestmunchkin

I for one, welcome our new gingerbread overlords.

041744

Gingerbread makes a perfectly decent building material if you use enough dreams, wishes and reinforced steel.

orphan

On Halloween, you should inspect your child's candy in case some sicko stuck a Space Needle into it.

Thomas Calnan

Those are graham crackers, not gingerbread!! Fake!

chrisjay84

Why don't you use your obviously superior intelligence to go cure cancer or something?

bcanders

And for my next display of what's big enough to fill your mom's vagina...

chrisjay84

Why did we come to Canada for vacation, again? Oh, that's right, because of the "crazy exciting culture". I'll be in the car.

surfer4life1985

the moon! We'll throw two paper planes at them causing them to collapse!"

cbwalker720
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