Other Craptions

"And what's your gingerbread house look like, little Billy?" "It's a complex satellite defense tower, equipped with all necessary weapons and munitions." "Aw, how cute! It has gumdrops on the side!" "..."

The prisoners shuttered with fear when they heard about their transfer. Nobody survived Sugar Fluff Island. Nobody.

New guilt based method of trying to help kids at fat camps by convincing them that if they eat.. they are consuming entire cities of innocents

Hansel and Gretel's grunge phase.

They said I couldn't combine baking, architecture and anti gravity.

It's still more stable than the economy, BA-ZING!

I for one, welcome our new gingerbread overlords.

Gingerbread makes a perfectly decent building material if you use enough dreams, wishes and reinforced steel.

On Halloween, you should inspect your child's candy in case some sicko stuck a Space Needle into it.

Those are graham crackers, not gingerbread!! Fake!

Why don't you use your obviously superior intelligence to go cure cancer or something?

And for my next display of what's big enough to fill your mom's vagina...

Why did we come to Canada for vacation, again? Oh, that's right, because of the "crazy exciting culture". I'll be in the car.

the moon! We'll throw two paper planes at them causing them to collapse!"

Somewhere a deranged, bearded, cave dwelling Gingerbread Man-a "Ginger" if you will-is looking at this picture trying to figure out how to knock it all down when the lightbulb goes off in his head..."I've got it!" The Ginger cried out to no one but t

If you build it... they will crumb...

Howard Roark's birthday cake.

It's amazing what you can do with some graham crackers, white icing, and two parents from Harvard and Yale.

Culinary arts masters thesis

I'm sorry Mr.Johnson your son is full blown gay.

It won't last a week what with all the rain they get...

This is H.G. Wells' gingerbread house. He plagiarized the shit out of the Space Needle.

Well, why not? We already have a food pyramid.

"I said make me a model of SANTA'S village!!! SANTA!" "Sorry... I thought you said Satan's village..." "You thought I said Satan's village...and you made Seattle??" "Yeah..." ".... Good choice..."

what did we just decide about mindfucks?!

Step 1: Make disturbingly elaborate gingerbread house Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

NAMBLA's global headquarters. Children welcome.

Everything was peaceful and happy in the town of Graham, that is until the great Milk flood of '49.

Try explaining to children in Africa that we have so much food here we spend our free time making tiny houses out of it.

In this world, Starbucks is as common as water. But that's no different.

Sir, I assure you that the final building will be just as structurally delicious as the prototype.

How cute! A gingerbread tower. And if you look real close you can see the little gingerbread-man sniper on top.

Do you know the Muffin Manhood?

Candyland's new military dictatorship is oppressive yet delicious.

I don't get this picture at all. Does that mean I'm not a Star Trek obsessed freak, or does it mean I need to watch Star Wars?

....How did you get a picture of my penis?

In an astonishing coincidence, the first cell phone tower was invented by Alexander Graham Cracker Bell.

Due to the current economic crisis,"Godzilla 2009" had it's special effects budget cut in half.

From up here, the people all look like ants on the ground...oh wait....

Don't bother to wrap it. I'll eat it here.

Day two of not being able to say "Yay, titties!"

With her 2004 Christmas Special Martha Stewart experienced her lowest ratings ever. Perhaps it was the gingerbread gun-tower.

So, what would Dr. Crane say about this??

THIS is why we had to lay off Frank!?

Oh, this reminds me of such great times. My mother used to make such things. It was such a great pleasure to gather all around, me, my dad, mum and my little brohter Randy. We sat at the table, drank goats blood and hailed our supreme master Satan!"

Elf 9/11 was more delicious than terrifying.

Because Gingerwoman wasn't impressed with a plain, old, Gingerhouse, with a Gingermortgage, Gingerman had to upgrade to GingerSeattleSpaceNeedle.

Frank Lloyd Wright goes to culinary school.

Hansel and Gretel go to the Seattle...