Craptions Classics March 28, 2009

No mindfucks allowed.

Battlecat

Other Craptions

I was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.

xbeaverx

no dick heads allowed on this tram

Sev Squad

Men from Nantucket not allowed on board

SlimTheSham

Oh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....

Wazula

Hey Joe, did you get the tickets? No, I wasn't able to. Why not? Uh...they were sold out.

Dragonman

Ticket...don't dick it

DrTom

Any Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.

smileyjoseph

Need a ticket? Go fuck yourself.

Ziga

Warning: The letter C may engulf you.

racedogg2

Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.

Blinker_Fluid

I don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.

twiglet

We do not sell tickets to black people.

humblebear

no C Men allowed

pyrodude136

They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?

CavalierX
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