No mindfucks allowed.
I was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.
no dick heads allowed on this tram
Men from Nantucket not allowed on board
Oh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....
Hey Joe, did you get the tickets?
No, I wasn't able to.
Uh...they were sold out.
Ticket...don't dick it
Any Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.
Need a ticket? Go fuck yourself.
Warning: The letter C may engulf you.
Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.
I don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.
We do not sell tickets to black people.
no C Men allowed
They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?