Other Craptions

I was told to go fuck myself, but apparently I wasn't permitted to do so.

no dick heads allowed on this tram

Men from Nantucket not allowed on board

Oh shoot. I guess I can't get a ticket...ladies....

Hey Joe, did you get the tickets? No, I wasn't able to. Why not? Uh...they were sold out.

Ticket...don't dick it

Any Star Wars characters requesting tickets must have proof that they are from the original trilogy only. Please don't waste our time.

Need a ticket? Go fuck yourself.

Warning: The letter C may engulf you.

Do not glue your enormous dick to your forehead.

I don't know what this is telling me i shouldn't be doing but i'm preety sure I couldn't anyway.

We do not sell tickets to black people.

no C Men allowed

They give you a ticket for having an enormous curved dick, but not for walking barefoot on the wall?

Must be THIS HUNG to ride this ride.

Self-fellatio is strictly forbidden without a ticket.

Lick it or Ticket

"All I'm saying is.... if even one of these freaks comes along, the sign would have been worth the money!!"

I'm confused. Do I get a ticket if I do have my head hair tied to my pubic hair or if I don't? I see. And is the ticked good or bad? Ah, OK. Yes, I know you have to kick the footprint there to dispense it. I'm not stupid.

If you can understand this sign... you've got issues.

Japan unveils their latest line of toeprint scanners.

Well, as long as you're using your dick to think, you might as well place it where it should be....

Who Ya' Gonna' Call? No, seriously, who?

I am SICK and TIRED of this Discrimination!!!!

In Soviet Russia Penis fucks YOU!

Do not use your penis to telephone!

Don't let the size of it go to your head.

"Is this the Dicket counter?? My mistake!!"

You see? Men's brains really ARE controlled by their dicks!

I don't know what's weirder: the sign, or the bloody footprint in the bottom right.

"One ticket to Nantucket please!"

Now we understand why Wolinsky disappeared.

Cumbersome

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, Bananaphone...penis.

I'm not sure what this ride is, but I'm willing to buy a ticket.

Don't think with your dick.

C is for COCK!

Look, it's pretty simple. If you don't have a ticket, we can't let you suck your own dick.

Please take your dick out of your ear and listen to the instructions for purchasing a ticket.

Although the policy conflicted with the American Disabilities Act, Phalluscephalus was just too infectious to risk public exposure.

I don't care if they call you Mr. Fantastic. You can't do that here.

Sign maker 1: Well, what do you think? Sign Maker 2: Is that...intentional? Sign Maker 1: Is what intentional? Sign Maker 2: Never mind.

"John, you can't do your party trick here"

i don't know where the cock begins and the man ends

Caution: Do not attempt to blow self.

Sorry, I didnt see the sign. I will put my pants back on Sir.

Sadly, as tickets went on sale, Nickleback fans still had to be reminded that sucking their own dicks was prohibited at the show.

Prohibited: The adult version of the "I'm a little teapot" dance

Segregation in Japan