Other Craptions

Walk, walk, walk your boat, Gently down the street... When you're on the drugs I'm on, Life is freakin' Sweet.

Canada's Navy out for a test run.

Fake: That's a white guy pulling the cart

Pirates of the Carribean 4: The Credit Crunch

Why did the British cross the road? To steal someone else's land!

Bring out your dead

These guys are about to colonize the hell out of a hotdog cart.

The E-True Hollywood Story: Christopher Columbus

"Attention everyone! I had sex last night!"

The Gay Pride Parade in Britain is a little different than in the states.

When the British Navy offered to help in Iraq, the U.S. politely refused.

On second thought lets not go to England tis a silly place

Free slaves! Ask here for your free slaves!

We're not too big And we're not too tough But when we work together, we've got the Right Stuff. Gohhhhhhhhhh Wonder Pets, YAY!!!!!

Washington crossing the Delasquare.

The British Navy is not quite as feared as it once was.

Don't laugh: these guys are returning from a successful invasion of Italy.

You know, I just don't think Benny Hill's funny.

After a while, Monty Python just stopped trying...

You're doing it wrong!

Father of the boy in the striped pajamas

One if by land, two if you're passing the insane asylum.

This is for all those Cracked readers whose secret fantasy is to dress up like Cap'n Crunch and have a sailor pull them around in a boat. On wheels. "..."

Hearye, hearye, I am a big douche

See? Picadilly Circus DOES have a freak show.

One if by land; two if by sea; and three if by mime!

Yes I am the Master and Commander of his ass, why do you ask?

The HMS Pantomine makes its way to port

Look, it's Horatio Hornblower, and his first mate Horn!

What do you mean you havent found any water yet?! We're on a friggin island!

Just then, the Pirate Shopping Cart came over the horizon ...

"The British are slumming!! The British are slumming!!!"

IT'S A TRAP!

Michael, row your boat ashore...but then stop.

And from that day forward, Sgt. Peppers heart was never lonely again.

The Spirit of Seventy-Sucks.

the homos are coming

"How fucking cool is America?!"

Frenchman.... Englishman... Hmm?! Weird, not a Japanese man in sight..

only in france could you...Damn british.

Wait... British Flag.... Vessel not seaworthy... *Sigh* It's the Canadian navy...

"How was your vacation to Britan" "Great! What I really liked were the little differences." "Such as" ...

For some reason military recruitment is down 78% this year.

If any of you want me to start whipping the guy just tell me!

...and people wonder why America fought for our freedom.

"People, please, take it from me, never be ashamed of your heritage!"

The birth of amphibious warfare.

I've always found the term "poop deck" Hi-larious.

The 2 people on the right are thinking to themselves "...wtf"