I told you I bag a lot of chicks.
IT'S A TARP!
Dear diary: Jackpot
The economy is so bad even the hookers are being returned
Keep the hell out of my basement, Cracked!!
holy shit...the terrorists were right about the 72 virgins thing?!
I always find women sexier when they're casually suffocating.
Michael Swaim's basement.
All my sex dolls are dry clean only. It's such a pain.
After your face lift, lipo and tummy tuck, we wrap you in medical grade saran wrap...It helps to seal in that "new body" smell.
So that's how you keep dead hookers fresh. Good to know.
CSI: Neverland Ranch
You can't be too careful when it's raining men.
Damnit, all the blondes are out of stock.