Craptions Classics March 26, 2009

I told you I bag a lot of chicks.

slickjamesjik

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Dear diary: Jackpot

BigT

The economy is so bad even the hookers are being returned

LittleMosesLLC

Keep the hell out of my basement, Cracked!!

CavalierX

holy shit...the terrorists were right about the 72 virgins thing?!

cbwalker720

I always find women sexier when they're casually suffocating.

mysecretbush

Michael Swaim's basement.

RedBaron

Fake....fake...fake...REAL...fake...fake

RedBaron

All my sex dolls are dry clean only. It's such a pain.

GaseousClay

After your face lift, lipo and tummy tuck, we wrap you in medical grade saran wrap...It helps to seal in that "new body" smell.

Iapyx

So that's how you keep dead hookers fresh. Good to know.

jpj420

CSI: Neverland Ranch

acaba36

You can't be too careful when it's raining men.

Thomas Calnan

Damnit, all the blondes are out of stock.

Jeff Kelly
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