Other Craptions

IT'S A TARP!

Dear diary: Jackpot

The economy is so bad even the hookers are being returned

Keep the hell out of my basement, Cracked!!

holy shit...the terrorists were right about the 72 virgins thing?!

I always find women sexier when they're casually suffocating.

Michael Swaim's basement.

Fake....fake...fake...REAL...fake...fake

All my sex dolls are dry clean only. It's such a pain.

After your face lift, lipo and tummy tuck, we wrap you in medical grade saran wrap...It helps to seal in that "new body" smell.

So that's how you keep dead hookers fresh. Good to know.

CSI: Neverland Ranch

You can't be too careful when it's raining men.

Damnit, all the blondes are out of stock.

Am I the only one too turned on by this to come up with a funny Craption?

If collecting real life hookers is wrong, I don't want to be right

The joke is on the kidnappers. These hostages know EXACTLY where the secret hideout is.

You know the whole "bag over her head" idea doesn't work as well with clear bag.

Ah, the perfect woman: Always naked, several to choose from, and unable to speak.

"I told you strippers weren't really people."

In the future, this is how nerds will get laid.

Debbie Meyers green bags keep your dead hookers fresh for up to 10 times longer than a garbage bag in the trunk of your car.

The "Adults Only" section of Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.....

Maybe I'm not so opposed to embryonic stem-cell research, after all...

I bet they're good in the sack.

...and THIS little piggy had a really odd hobby.

this is why you don't leave used condoms in a warm damp area.

and this, this is where women come from

... and then I wake up and have to grab a Kleenex. Happens a couple times a month, I guess.

I'm Billy Mays here, with a brand new product single men with love

"Hey Uncle Bill, what's in this clos..." "DON'T OPEN THAT!!"

Calvin Klein isn't even trying anymore.

Can I have one with more boobs?

Japan demands only the freshest in creepy perversion. Which is why all of our rubber sex girls come vacuum packed and sealed for only the freshest in dead eyed sex dummies.

Wait a second. That's not magical thread ... they're wearing no clothes!!!

These new-age Mormon weddings keep getting creepier.

Ted Bundy's freezer.

Following the successes of "The Ring" and "The Grudge," we bring you "The Storage Room."

Next!

Those are dudes...and now you're gay.

"Daddy? How did you and mommy meet?" "Blue Light Special at K-mart."

The new exhibit at the Erotic Asphyxiation Museum

Oh Japan, you so crazy!

Forget the craption, just give me directions.

It's always embarrassing to get to the party and everybody else is wearing the same Glad bag as you.

Addicted to Love and Asphyxiation

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?...asphyxiatingly comfortable...

Hanna Montana's dressing room

I'm finally going to have that menage a' twat.