Other Craptions

"So, Jane, I heard Andy finally proposed, how did he do it?"

Short shorts of sandcastle building: add +10 to skill

This is why you never go to the beach with an art major.

"An art degree is a waste of time he says. Money down the drain he says. Oh yeah dad?!?! Well, wait til you get this year's christmas card in the mail. That'll show you...bastard."

On his death bed, Dan lamented the fact that he didn't have another life to pointlessly waste on ridiculous endeavors.

IT'S A SAND TRAP!

Me fighting inner demons???... I think you're the one thats crazy man. Now let me finish my zombie castle.

brown shoes with black socks!? what a fucktard...

You know like, when you feel a woman's breast...and it feels like a bag of sand...

"Shit, I better sell this $799,000 house before the next tide."

I built a sandcastle once. It was not nearly this good.

Collect shells? Oh, I though you wanted to go to the beach to collect SOULS!

Sure, but I'm just not sure you really captured the competition's theme of World Peace...

Seriously dude, it looks like its about to rain. You're so screwed.

Scary Sands Low-Cost Living Community - One of the less popular public works projects included in the new economic stimulus program.

"This is quite the piece of art, Daniel..." "Thanks... "Please explain to the class what you're trying to say." ".... I need a girlfriend."

Not tonight Mrs. Pussycat. Can't you see i'm trying to sleep?!

As Richard leaned in for a kiss from the Sandlady, the Gate screamed in immobile rage.

Edgar Allen Poe builds a sand castle

Because nothing says "Happy Halloween!" like a sand-cat riding a sand-ghost with erotic/scary sand-things in the background.

It's a model of Dick Cheney's hidden lair.

I love the realism of the guy on the right.

Mommy mommy when is the big crazy man gonna get outta the sand box so i can play. Never dear....and i told you to call him dad.

An now for the final touch...a real live turd.

The guy from yesterday's craption also does nice work with sand.

The woman with the bare butt had bean burritos for lunch.

Those shorts erected more than just a sandcastle...

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

if i just stay very still...i will blend in...perfectly...

Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood sand castles

We can only pray that the gate will hold...

"Okay, turn on the water hose and get ready to run."

Joaquin Pheonix's career move into sandcastle building was much more successful than his rapping.

The only Sex on the Beach this guy is getting involves a fruity cocktail.

Spongebob Squarepants as interpreted by Tim Burton on holiday.

He won 3 months of free psychiatric exams.

Tragedy struck when a shitload of lumber landed on it.

I bet the chick who made this got sand in her vagina

This is my kinda porno

Damn you, Large Hadron Collider! Damn you to hell!

"Klaatu ... borada ... uh, er, necktie!"

The nightmare before Spring Break

The weatherman called for RAIN tomorrow, dipshit.

Shore enough, life's a beach.....

"...Dust in the wind...Disneyland is nothing but dust in the wind..."

"Modern Huts for the Modern Indian"

I promise you no bully kicked THIS thing down.

The wolf didn't even have to blow this little piggy's house down...

Well, that was only thing I could afford with my credit record...