God said, "Noah, you shall create a great boat... and on it you will save two of every animal from the great flood."
Then Noah asked unto God, "Shall I include thine enormous, self-aware, cleaning supply cans?"
And God said, "Lol. Nah."
Looks like Bender fucked a Smurf
he will clean your SOUL
The Crips, tired of the negative press their gang graffiti had fostered, Introduced "Taggy", their lovable new mascot.
Giant spray paint crack addicts will "blow you blue" for a dollar.
In Soviet Russia, can sprays you.
This can has obviously been "self-huffing".
So that's what they put in Pepsi.
AIG exec after taken into federal protection. The theory - no one will look for a giant evil blowhard dressed as a giant evil blowhard.
Joaquin Phoenix's latest career move created even more concern about his mental stability.
R2-D2's less known retarded brother.
dial-a-nightmare? the kids'll love this!
Please... kill me
I jizzed in my can.
John hated his job. Not being a mascot, that part rocked. But he pulled a double shift as a porta-potty.