Other Craptions

Looks like Bender fucked a Smurf

he will clean your SOUL

The Crips, tired of the negative press their gang graffiti had fostered, Introduced "Taggy", their lovable new mascot.

Giant spray paint crack addicts will "blow you blue" for a dollar.

In Soviet Russia, can sprays you.

This can has obviously been "self-huffing".

So that's what they put in Pepsi.

AIG exec after taken into federal protection. The theory - no one will look for a giant evil blowhard dressed as a giant evil blowhard.

Joaquin Phoenix's latest career move created even more concern about his mental stability.

R2-D2's less known retarded brother.

dial-a-nightmare? the kids'll love this!

Please... kill me

I jizzed in my can.

John hated his job. Not being a mascot, that part rocked. But he pulled a double shift as a porta-potty.

Hey Meatwad, where's Frylock?

IT'S A TRAP!

I don't think this is what Obama meant by "Yes we can."

I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE GUY WITH THE REFERENCE FROM NOAH ARK IS WINNING????!

Wait...that's a spray can of toxic waste?

This is what sex is like with ordinary brands of condoms

Everyone remebers what they were doing when they heard Kennedy was shot.

Seriously, I'll suck you dick for crack man!

Good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

No, seriously dude...I'm not lying...The 'Blue Man Group' auditions were LAST week(*Quick, Tommy call Security ...NOW!*)...No, I'm not lying...I'm not gonna tell you again...DON'T POINT THAT NOZZLE AT ME!...(*SHPRITZ*)...AGH!....

Karl took the "just the tip" game very seriously

23 March 2009: the day the toxic waste cans became self-aware.

Just then Dougie the spray can realized that hadn't been a fart.

Hey...you'd look surprised too if you had a goose head stuck up your ass!

Not pictured, goatse.

that, my friend, is the face of SUPRISE BUTT SEX

Is it just me, or does it look like that child is in the process of being dragged away?

What kind of town is this where they need street-corner cans to hold toxic waste?

Please help! I've got no fucking eyelids! I need sleep!

Sorry, I don't work blue.

After breaking up with Smurfette, Jokey smurf fell on some hard times.... hard times...

All Your Waste Are Belong To Us...

I JUST SHOT SMACK INTO BOTH MY EYEBALLS!!!!!

Rob Schneider is...a cylinder!

Early prototypes for the Daleks were much less well received.

Doctor Who, meet Doctor WTF!

Sid and Marty Krofft's final effort, "The Propellants" met with little fanfare.

Bernie Madoff slowly approaches the Mexican border...

Jerry was a normal trash can until they used him to hold toxic waste...

During the day it cleans up toxic waste. At night it feeds on kittens and the hopes and dreams of orphans.

Cleaning your house with metaphysical gang rape since 1877.

how the fuck is that caption winning it is shit shit shit

Wait... what aerosol product could dispense of fucking TOXIC WASTE?

That's the strangest slogan for a condom company I've ever seen.

What have we learned today, children? Don't give your Scrubbing Bubbles blue balls.