Craptions Classics March 23, 2009

God said, "Noah, you shall create a great boat... and on it you will save two of every animal from the great flood." Then Noah asked unto God, "Shall I include thine enormous, self-aware, cleaning supply cans?" And God said, "Lol. Nah."

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In Soviet Russia, can sprays you.

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This can has obviously been "self-huffing".

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So that's what they put in Pepsi.

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dial-a-nightmare? the kids'll love this!

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Please... kill me

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I jizzed in my can.

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John hated his job. Not being a mascot, that part rocked. But he pulled a double shift as a porta-potty.

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