Other Craptions

The 4th little piggy was much more innovative than his brothers.

Little did the Empire know the Ewoks had their own walkers.

THE WORLD IS YOUR BASEMENT

"Look AGAIN. It didn't just grow legs and walk away."

YOU go outside and get the paper! Like I'm falling for that one twice!

"I built my house like this because everyone knows Mormons can't climb trees."

The final event at the Jehovah's Witness Olympics.

No girls allowed!

God's house isn't as impressive as I expected.

The Domino's Pizza is always free, it takes the delivery dude over 30 minutes to climb to the front door.

Floods? check. Zombies? check. Earthquakes? ...fuck.

There's no plumbing so when you stand underneath it and look up, keep your mouth closed.

Some people rebuilt smart after Katrina

Welcome to MTV Nests.

"I can see Russia from my house."

...and then, the termites came.

I got a lump in my throat as my house robot turned slowly towards the city and with a fire in his eye started to walk.

I was masturbating at 3 p.m. EST... what productive thing were YOU doing? Oh, writing Craptions? Well, how 'bout a nice cold glass of FUCK YOU?

Honey... Get the parachute. Those damn beavers ate the ladder again.

Foundations are too expensive with today's economy.

Central AC??!!! I'm Sold!!!!

Why Tim Burton's kids never asked him to build them a tree house

Somewhere Nick Cage is ready to film a movie

Look, I don't remember the password. Just let me in. You know who I am.

Hey guys come here, seriously, i found Bin-Laden.

The Big Bad Wolf now had to learn how to use a hatchet. Fucking Evolution

And God said unto Noah, "Build me an unsteady house that will collapse under the slightest rainfall."

In Soviet Russia, bird watches You!

After the extreme makeover crew was done, tarzan was left with mixed emotions.

Tarzan's life after the movies was a slow downward spiral.

The family that drops acid together, builds a home, and stays together.

Howl's Moving Castle - The Economic Crisis Version

your move Jehovah's Witness

BEST....TREEHOUSE....EVER!

actually this is just the outhouse

Moral of the story :- don't plant trees under you're house...

Flood-proof? I wanted tornado-proof you idiot!

Cool yes ..sturdy no.

Blow that house down bitch!!

No one ever talks about the third tower of Middle Earth.

George Lucas' first design for the AT-AT.

Without the CGI, Hogwarts was, well..., less than impressive?

If you think this is bad, you should see where my car landed!

The new design for the World Trade Center didn't go over that well.

Tweety bird put that hard earned money to good use.

Frank Lloyd Wright had an...interesting childhood.

there goes the neighborhood, seriously, there used to be one

Couldn't even get a mortgage for that these days

Your move, Jehovah's Witnesses.