Other Craptions

That sweet ride is a chick magnet.

Proof that people will worship anything.

the Broadway version of Chicken Run didn't quite FLY with the critics....... HAHAH get it Fly.....Chickens......awww FUCK IT!

KFC decided to put a stop to this pesky Chick-Fil-A company by building the Trojan Chicken and, when the dust had settled and the history books had been closed, showed who the REAL leaders of the chicken empire were, are, and always will be.

Okay Family Guy, enough with the chicken fighting scene. It stopped being funny after the first time.

Worst. Porno. Ever.

I don't care what they say, the religious right has strayed from their traditional roots.

When you want a car that shows the ladies how big your cock is...

Nah, I don't feel like going. You know it's just gonna be one giant cock-fest.

Ok, now they've hatched, you CAN count them.

"Steve, what the hell are you doing wearing that top hat? You're going to make us look like idiots!"

I don't know about you guys, but this is NOT how you play chicken where I come from.

The foreign versions of Arrested Development seem to have been lost in translation.

Old MacDonald took some acid, E I E I O . . .

Of course Jane's story of living and being accepted as one of their own was told years later in the film "Chickens in the Mist".

About the only things getting laid at this party are the eggs.

Oh, so that's what the hulu hoop sign was warning us about.

Once we complete "The Death Chicken", nothing will stop us from taking over the world! HA HA HA HA...cough cough!....BUCKAWWWW!

Can't blame the Japanese for this one folks.

Those Damn Chik-fil-A Cows would pay... in blood!

This is how liberal arts schools spend their grants.

A Ku Clucks Klan meeting.

I havn't been surrounded by this many cocks since that hazing ritual in college

Homer neglected to mention that fact that the Trojan Horse was actually Plan B.

Alice Cooper regretted biting off all those chicken heads.

The Cocks, an offshoot group of the Elks and Illuminati, practice one of their mysterious fraternal rituals in the woods of rural Kentucky.

Slash and Ozzy Osbourne en route to Rock n' Rooster 2005.

Why you shouldn't get off the interstate in West Virginia.

You can tell the Mayor chicken because of his hat.

I say I say look at the size of his testicles.

When The Penguin died Batman found himself facing a much less interesting bird villain.

The Klu Klucks Klan.

Sometimes Colonel Sanders woke up screaming, but he never said why.

Cirque de poulet.

Clucking Retards.

Polish Trojan Horse

...and so the genie granted her wish to be "surrounded by big cocks".

This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a big cock.

Free range idiots.

Quick Fred, to the Super Coupe!

On set for The Wickerman 2.

A gathering of the lesser known hate group, KKKFC.

Boy, those 11 herbs and spices are really well guarded.

Go on then, mock me for my crazy hat! Mock me! Chickens!

Misguided attempts to get laid.

How about next time you 'cock-a-doodle-don't!'

That chicken in the middle is sporting a Cock-A-Doodle-Hair-Don't.

Chicken Run goes to Broadway.

Robot Chicken: The Musical