CAUTION! Your are now large enough to have your own gravity. Things may begin to orbit you.
Caution: DJ ahead with oversized records. Prepare for excessive FUNK
Why is it always the black guy who's dancing? Fucking racists!
Now Timmy, circle the area on this road sign where he touched you...
Please hold your surfboard steadier.
For God's sake, avoid the large vibrating hole! (Sign posted outside of Madonna's house)
CAUTION: Suppositories may feel larger than they appear.
Trees fear nothing more than hula hoops
Someone flipped this "No Jumping Through Hoops" sign on its side.
Caution: Penis may elongate forwards AND backwards.
Stop! Hula time!
Retarded 70's fad ahead
Beware of Stargates
Canada's Military Crossing. (We can't actually launch nukes, so we have to carry them.)