Craptions Classics March 18, 2009

CAUTION! Your are now large enough to have your own gravity. Things may begin to orbit you.

getittwistd

Other Craptions

Caution: DJ ahead with oversized records. Prepare for excessive FUNK

michaeldrew

Why is it always the black guy who's dancing? Fucking racists!

rustytrombone

Now Timmy, circle the area on this road sign where he touched you...

Zaphod

Please hold your surfboard steadier.

For God's sake, avoid the large vibrating hole! (Sign posted outside of Madonna's house)

DrTom

CAUTION: Suppositories may feel larger than they appear.

Iapyx

Trees fear nothing more than hula hoops

mrthereverend

Shenningans ahead

billyh2o

Someone flipped this "No Jumping Through Hoops" sign on its side.

mrthereverend

Caution: Penis may elongate forwards AND backwards.

conpyratic

Retarded 70's fad ahead

FloydotheGreat

Stop! Hula time!

GreenArrow

Beware of Stargates

acaba36

Canada's Military Crossing. (We can't actually launch nukes, so we have to carry them.)

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