Other Craptions

Caution: DJ ahead with oversized records. Prepare for excessive FUNK

Why is it always the black guy who's dancing? Fucking racists!

Now Timmy, circle the area on this road sign where he touched you...

Please hold your surfboard steadier.

For God's sake, avoid the large vibrating hole! (Sign posted outside of Madonna's house)

CAUTION: Suppositories may feel larger than they appear.

Trees fear nothing more than hula hoops

Shenningans ahead

Someone flipped this "No Jumping Through Hoops" sign on its side.

Caution: Penis may elongate forwards AND backwards.

Stop! Hula time!

Retarded 70's fad ahead

Beware of Stargates

Canada's Military Crossing. (We can't actually launch nukes, so we have to carry them.)

IT'S A TRAP!

Walk like an elipse-ian!

Oh, good... I've been looking for the hula-hoop crossing zone.

The trees put up the sign. They want you to know which part are your genitals.

Warning: Outdated toy ahead

If I kill a hula-hooper in the forest, does he make a sound?

Beware of Lumber Jackoffs!

Caution: We don't know what it means either, but if you feel like you have to, then THIS is the place to do it....

Oh, one last thing kids. Make sure you avoid slipping into an interdimensional wormhole like the sign says. Now who wants ice cream?

In soviet russia hoola hoop hoolas you

Caution: You'll never beat a flying saucer in a foot race.

Just as I suspected, my Penis IS the center of the universe.

Warning, double entendre sign just up ahead.

Danger inner ear infected children at play.

Caution, hoola-hoopers ahead!

Now entering Hula Hoop Country. Beware of constant hip gyration.

WARNING: Giant Nuva Ring is out to make you sterile.

Interpretive dance ahead.

Be advised: you may only enter this area if you have no hands or feet.

Watch for SATURN MAN

Beware of Portal!

WARNING...The eye of Sauron is totally checking out your ass!

SURFER XING

HOOP there it is!

A memorial to all the drivers killed in accidents after being distracted by bizarre road signs.

Sit and Spin Zone

Remember: Only hoola hoopers in the forest can cause forest fires.

Cheech and Chong Crossing

Caution: Slim Pickens may be falling to Earth on an atomic bomb ahead

All blacks must hula till their heads come off.

Handless neckless and footless hula hoopers x-ing

Oh god, his giant see-through penis is coming out his ass.

Warning: Extremely large vaginas ahead

Phantom Zone Ahead

Warning: Ground Portal