Other Craptions

The cinematographer berated by Christian Bale gets his subtle revenge.

Haha, someone drew a nutsack on his sign

So... Christians are wrong, but there IS a hell? Just checking.

So how much are these bars of soap you're selling?

What's wrong with YOU telling them? I don't know them that well.

Opposite side of sign: "...licopter Land for all of their Helicopter purchasing needs!"

While lying in the hospital bed, Dan thought, that in retrospect, he probably should not have done this shit at a Christian college.

Christians...go to Hell! Sorority girls...go to my dorm room!

Tell Christians why they should go to hell? Jeez, I haven't got all day!

Shut up. Just...shut up. You had me at 'come'.

Who knew? Passionate atheists were every bit as annoying as passionate religionists.

It was supposed to say "Hellen's Bath and Body Supply" but he ran out of room.

SOAP: Shitheads On A Pedestal

Seconds later, the bearded douche cries for God to save him from the black guy.

Hey Tim man, good work on the Jesus beard...almost there big guy! Fight the Man! Save the World! Peace and Love! Viva la Revolution and all that stuff! Anyone want to go get high and play beer pong?

His big moment is when the sign falls off, his pants are around his ankles, and his shirt says "AND THE JEWS CAN SUCK MY DICK!"

Douche Bag who wrote to the cracked staff. Use the forums, or email the staff directly. You seriously need to respect the people who let you partake of this wonderful craption contest for free. Thanks.

Eternal damnation awaits all you sinners but you got to repent by wearing this sign and acting like an idiot.

So let me get this right. I've listened to you rant for an hour and there's no free soap? What the hell?

Dove's new ad campaign left many confused.

Atheists for peace!

Jokes on him...christians can't read

A liberal arts degree at work

...here's your sign.

They go to Hell Soap???

I'd rather tell you why you've never kissed a girl.

Jesus has returned, and he's pissed.

Proof again that Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

He's just bitter because his Catholic priest fucked all of the alter boys.

Amount of time spent making sign: 15 minutes Amount of time spent finding soap box: 2.5 months

Worst fountain ever.

So... government subsidy for this guy, or what?

I am the God Warrior and I say that man is DARK-SIDED! He is tainting that soap with fire and brimstone. Get him OUT! Get HIM OUT OF HERE! He's DARK-SIDED!

St Patricks Day in Saudi Arabia

It's a little preachy, dawg.

Joaquin Phoenix has really gone off the deep end.

Ladies and Gentlemen... meet Obama's new Secretary of Religious Outreach.

Looks like God's got a new target for a school shooting.

"From here on, it's all about Zoroastrianism!"

Ah the joys of college... blacking out at frat parties, skipping lectures, and supporting wild, fanatical causes.

See, all the Afghanis needed was free speech. They're much happier now.

Someone didn't get any Christmas presents from Jesus this year...

The girl in blue is sending a text message: "omg thers a athst w/ a box I drew nuts on his sign lol"

The Back says "Oh, and eat at Joe's"

Despite heavy advertising, it took weeks of poor business before they figured this was a crappy name for their sandwich shop.

Worst ... glory hole ... ever

U of T

"What do we want?" "Eternal damnation!" "When do we want it?" "2012!"

Does he know one of his demonic red Bat-wings is poking out of his sweatshirt.