Other Craptions

Between a Rock and a Hardened Pedophile.

Hey, I ordered this rock an hour ago. If I wasn't naked and enormous I'd call your supervisor.

I'd like to comment on the giant in board shorts, but I can't stop thinking that there's no WAY that truck delivered that big of a rock.

With no women Jim's size to help him out, power-lifting trucks was the only way he could get his rocks off.

This sunday, sunday, sunday watch as "Rock Delivery" takes on it's biggest oppenent yet, the half naked man.tickets are still $5.

The Colossus of Roads.

Cars 2: Mater Comes out of the Closet. Like we mean S&M out.

Best Miniature Golf EVER.

Your rusted truck is no match for my half naked robot dancing the robot.

In his youth, Paul Bunyun just loved to get stoned.

Come on, Iowa. No cows to tip or what?

Rock beats scissors. Giant beats rock.

Im here first

Clay Aiken's wet dream, half naked giant attacking a truck.

Goddamn it Truckie Dog, you knew I forgot the pooper scooper.

Queer eye for the 20 foot tall guy

Truck tows rock. Giant tows truck. Therefore Giant tows rock. GIANT TOES ROCK! I'm not a freak I just have a foot fetish.

Coming Soon: David Lynch and Elton John Adventure Land!

Foolish mortals! Thou shalt not trifle in the affairs of giants, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup....

The boy is named Cracked. He is here to destroy the rock of dreams which resides in all of us who post craptions after 3:05.

Apparently saying "smurf" as many times as possible is an efficient way to win these things so: this smurfing smurf guy just smurfed that smurfing smurf with his smurfalicious smurfs.

It's not a golf club, you insensitive pricks. He's blind.

DInosaur Land....For Creationists

Well, I guess that's one way to get your rocks off

Another day for a middle-aged man like me with no fucking life to spend his time with these dumb-ass craptions (*sigh*)

Suddenly, Paul Bunyan realized that not only did Babe drop a deuce on the front lawn, but he locked himself out of the house wearing only his boxers.

It took a while, but Michelangelo's David finally felt a draft.

Bob's Gay Boy

Malibu Ken was disappointed that the delivery service had misinterpreted exactly what KIND of rocks he wanted.

Alabama's own Statue of Liberty.

Look how tough I am. I'm wearing shorts in winter and I'm pulling a truck. And I like girls!

Eaton and Sons Rock Delivery, when it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, in the creepiest way imaginable.

In horror, David realized that the delivery guy fucked up big time and delivered a stone to GOLIATH.

Ah, I see the "Monsters of Rock" tour has started again.

Next week, On "Big People, Little World"...

Hi! I'm Cal Worthington and this is my Dodge, Spot.

Finally, the nipple delivery truck is here.

Michelangelo's David, if Michelangelo had been born in Tennessee.

this yoyo sucks.

Rocks on.....rocks off. No one messes with the hairless ninja!

Worst Yo Yo ever.

There once was a giant from Sunder who fell victim to one tragic blunder. The tinies gave him a rock to put in his jock, but it was too big, now they're under... (it)

It's Godzilla's arch-rival, Gaymorra.

The secret behind Stonehenge.

I wanna deliver his rocks. I mean babys. I mean i like chicks.

is this what statues look like in the Vatican?!?!?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? HA!! you thought i forgot that??!! FAT CHANCE!!

My Gaydar just exploded.

I just don't understand you Canadians...