Other Craptions

The Carebears ejaculated their rainbow sperm all over their 80's cartoon enemies.

Jesus, Left Smurfette, put on your blue gloves or we're going to look like idiots.

A fun way to disguise the homeless problem in New Orleans.

So, Afro Smurf...is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just really, really creepy?

I don't remember "Flaccid Smurf"...but sure enough, there he is next to Papa Smurf.

Hey, lady, when your breakdancing is repelling weird blue Smurf people into the foreground, you know you have a problem.

It's 12:01! quick, think of some smart, smurf-related craption before its too late!

Where is your Gargamel now?!

Crips and bloods cant hold a knife to the original color based gangsters

With the new additions of Skanky Smurf and Slutty Smurf, they had to change the rating of The Smurfs to PG-13.

L to R: Guido Smurf, WTF Smurf, Hooker Smurf, Mamas and the Papas Smurf, Flaccid Smurf, Hooker Smurf 2.0, Jewfro Smurf.

Well I'd still rather see it than "Cats."

That's not Silly String...

Once again, Cindy did not get the email. She now looked like a fool for her office's "Smurftacular Day" celebration.

Brainy stopped returning the other Smurfs' calls after they blew the "investment" money on blow.

"Oh. You said BIRTH-day party?! I guess we look like asses now."

theres something odd here..... WHY ARE THERE TWO SMURFETTES?!?!

What happened to the Smurfs when they grew up makes Danny Bonaduce look like Ron Howard.

The Guiness Book of Records judges were finally convinced that they had beat the world's "holding your breath" contest.

Fanboys are outraged at the new live action smurfs movie due to its inconsistencies with the original series. Fortunately, no one cares.

The New Smurfs... Hunting your childs dreams forever.

Seconds before the Smurfs realized the lady in the background was mocking them. That was the last time she was seen.

"No, you idiot, I didn't say I was going to give you a BLUE job!"

They're protesting the green guy from March 12th.

With only two female Smurfs in the whole village the blue balls get out of control...

The only smurf-sized person in the picture just happens to be the only one that's not dressed up like a smurf...

when driving thru this neighborhood I can't help but roll up the windoes and lock the doors. But really I am not racist

Well, I suppose Trekkies need someone to make fun of..

Not Pictured...Dignity Smurf.

I never thought I would say this, but I would not go to that orgy

We can't stop here! This is Smurf country!

Limpy Smurf had a feeling he would be odd man out back at the hotel while the FMM threesomes happened.

Typical blonde. Aiming the camera AWAY from the action.

As Jane came through the door she realized that there were worse things than death.

"It's $25 for me to blow you, but $50 for me to Smurf you."

The Smurf Mafia -- smurfing your smurf since 1981.

i want my smurf smurfed by that smurf till i smurf all over her smurf.

I wanna see some Smurf titties!

Now come on people, SURELY this comic book adaptation stuff has gone too far now!

To answer your question: Off-Broadway.

Looks like "Watchmen" won't be the only time this week I see blue penis.

Gargamel finally found the Smurfs' weakness... LSD

Starring George Carlin as Papa Smurf.

Thank God the writers strike is over.

Communists

tyler Perry's The Smurfs

"There can only be ONE smurfet!" "Oh shit! Blue-Bitch fight!"

Where are they now! Happy: dealer. Hefty: televangelist. Grouchy: drag queen. Papa Smurf: hippie. Chef Smurf: multi-millionaire. Smurfette: crack whore. Brainy Smurf: professional disco dancer.

Some people just don't know how to dress for a concert at the House of Blues.