Other Craptions

I'm with a naked chick. High five.

Hello, aliens. We are weak, fleshy creatures of skin and bone. Here is where we live. Please rape us. -Humanity

Will this be on the final?

Solve for xxx.

Well it's a hell of a lot simpler than trying to make sense of Creationism.

Watchmen really did suck...

If I'd known calculus was so sexy, I might have actually studied.

This demonstration was sent along the Voyager spacecraft to any aliens that might encounter it in the future. It shows the position on Earth in the solar system, and describes the humans who inhabit it. Yes, I am a nerd.

I wonder which is bigger, Uranus or his?

40 Crack-ups. Dec. 15 Craption. I'm calling you out again Fkelleghan. Please try something original. This is the second time you reused a craption.

Dear Earth, Please send no more pics. We will not provide you with penile enhancements. You will need to evolve decent genitals on your own. Sincerely, Aliens.

Hi, I'm Dr. Manhattan, and this is Malin Akerman. We're here to teach you about astrology.

You see? Even God needed blueprints!

This is actually a really simple diagram of the Clinton administration.

Under new galactic law Earth was forced to register as a sex offender. Thanks a lot, Japan!!

I get it, but how did the scientist knew how to draw a naked women?

The two greatest bringers of joy in man's life --> a woman, and his right hand.

Finally, the definitive answer to "Penis goes where?"

Translation: Yo momma so old when God said "let there be light" she was there to throw the switch!"

Da Vinci's "High Five Man" is one of his less famous works.

Finally, a map to the G-spot!

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't tap that.

Step 1: Big Bang Step 2: ... Step 3: HUMANS!

It's 6 minuets past 3! Is it to late to still get any votes?

"And what if Eve and I don't want children?"

Stargate: LSD

Hey! This is from an episode of Futurama. Love that show.

Scientists prove that Brangelina IS actually bigger than the universe.

The intergalactic "you are here" billboard

Stop looking at my penis, your boobs aren't that impressive either.

Next time, I should get laid before I write up my theory on space travel.

For crying out loud, this is the image that was sent on the Voyager spacecraft. You guys aren't even fucking trying.

oh yeah, we all look like this on Earth, no variation on this theme, no siree. yup,fair haired and white, a utopia among the stars...

Pictured: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reaching Operating Thetan level 8.

For Anyone that doesn't know that theis is an engraving they sent out containing our DNA, Position in space, Human Anatomy, and atomic nucleii on The Voyage capsule, can you please tell me what it's like to have sex?

The big gang bang

Man... naked physics are tough.

I always thought I'd never need a diagram to explain how to have sex. I was wrong.

the worst football play of all time.

Nope ... I still don't understand women

This explains EVERYTHING.

I can see Uranus.

We sent this to aliens. No joke.

Judging by the angle of decent and the interdimerntional rift theorum, my hand should definitely land on your left nipple inside 8 seconds

It's life, Captain, but not life as we know it.

This shows the position of the earth in the solar system and the weird naked people who inhabit it so that aliens will know to avoid this planet.

Sex Ed is different than I remember

HI FIVE!

Stephen Hawking's McDonald's Placemat had people confused.