Other Craptions

The Evolution of the Bitch Slap

Pompeii's Olympics

There are some things money can't buy. ...There are some things money shouldn't buy.

Well... apparently Jabba the Hut has SOME use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Somewhere, Brendan Fraser is angrily cursing about how much he hates these guys.

I'd like to see Flavor Flav put this fucking thing around his neck.

aw, it's dude:15 already"

In Soviet Russia, clock wears you!

I think they're spelling out YMCA in hieroglyphics.

Health care in Canada is free but...

Getting plastered in ancient Greece had a totally different meaning

Sweet Jesus! Who's teaching zombies to swim? They'll be unstoppable!

This is what happens to you when you write Craptions about Scientology.

Son dial.

The cannibal's alarm clock comes complete with a screaming victim-sounding alarm.

It was a hardcore orgy...until medussa came

Oh look, it's half past "third degree burn patient".

This economic downturn is hitting everybody hard...Why, just yesterday the Sopranos ran out of cement to hide the bodies...

Hopefully, those are the CEO's of AIG

Ancient Egyptian clocks are a little scary.

Who knew that the ancient Egyptians invented line dancing?

The Pope should have known better than to ask Emperor Nero for a "Christian sundial."

"then we went to this party and got fucking plastered."

Never... NEVER... ask Dali for the time.

Synchronized Sand Swimmers

"The time?? Hold on - I'll ask my mummy"

Economic woes continue. Today over 700 applications were submitted for the position of "4 o'clock" on the sundial.

White Men Can't Sink.

What DOB did with those that bitched about the Craptions format.

I just bought a cases of gauze, how can we be out of gauze already??

In a strange twist of fate, Cracked.com craption moderator, David Wong, accidentally posts one of his home pics.

Sun die-al.

It seems to be made of iron, so I guess that makes it a ferrous wheel.

Plaster of Pointless

Bury-go-round

Now I know why they call it a side walk. You have to walk on their sides.

Bubba Fett's clock.

The proper way in which you waft a fart

Great great great great great Grandfather clock.

Drowning, not waving!

Here's part of an Ancient Egyptian High-Five Machine.

And you thought those "running with scissors" warnings were just meant to scare you...

Jeffrey Dahmer's Clock

This isn't your Mummy's sundial

Some say Burn Unit olympics was a bad idea. I still say it was awesome.

I didn't major in math, but: Mimes + interpretive dance + subterranean self-expression = France

Finalist - Worst use of evil zombie army

PREVIOUSLY ON MY NIGHTMARES...

He who controls the spice, controls the universe.