Other Craptions

Don't make me naked. You wouldn't like me when I'm naked...

The Green Giant had to register as a sex offender later in life.

How the grinch stole innocence.

Hey guys. Look at my crazy umbrella hat. I'm crazy because I wear a crazy umbrella hat.

After seeing Dr. Manhattan break the nudity barrior, Dr. Bruce Banner no longer bothered buying stretchy purple pants.

This year's triathalon was a true thrill ride with 7 lead changes and one of the biggest underdog victories in the history of the sport. Oh, and this fucking green dude showed up too.

The green giant displays his peas and his pod.

What do you mean "Uranium isn't an ingredient in suntan lotion?"

Why green painted skin and an umbrella hat? Because Fuck You, that's why.

Dad ???

Middle-age Mutant Beach Tourist.

If you look hard enough, you can see his penis shadow... Someone please gouge out my eyes...

I don't know what it is, but here's Nicholas Cage making the movie of it.

Match.com did it again

Hulk smashed.

Cracked editor Daniel O'Brian on spring break 2008

The lesser known "Green Man Group" never quite caught on for some reason.

You know its bad when the second thing you notice is the naked green guy.

Roger, seeing the clothes of others, turned green with envy

It was at this point, after all the stares, that Greg realized he shouldn't have worn his umbrella hat.

Chernobyl Beach Resort.

All Hilarity aside, what is up with all the man ass on the craptions lately? Cracked Staff did you switch teams?

"Hey Tim! Even the Aussie tourist doesn't give a fuck about you painting yourself green!" "Fuck off Bill, you dressed up as a pile of bikes and he doesn't give a shit about you either!"

"The future? Mostly gay. Also; rainy."

It's not easy being green. It's not easy watching this guy be green, either.

Well, I'm never going swimming at the beach in New Jersey again.

David was crap at paintball.

Two words: Attention ... Whore

I'm red/green colour blind... but it doesn't help...

The Martians immediately asked to be taken to Japan.

SPF 9000 is not pretty.

The Grinch's heart wasn't the only thing two sizes too small

Then he saw it - a can of sweet corn - it was love at first sight.

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Subway Inc. is excited to announce that we will be dropping Jared for our new spokesman: The Slimcredible Hulk.

Oh dear God, please don't let him ride a bike.

Dr. Man-hat-tan.

Anorexic Hulk

Tom Green still sucks!

Arm the photon torpedoes, Mr. Sulu; you may fire when ready.

I always wondered why he was called Leaf.

Mary: Steve will you please go out with my friend Susan she is perfect for you? Steve: All right, tell Susan that I will be the one wearing green and will be under the rainbow umbrella.

Steps to win craption: a) Mention lost.."previously on lost" b)Try to come up with one that ties two irrelevant craption together. c) Mention busty chick. ....c) Wait, you're not BustyChic69

I swear I don't know him! I just ate a lot of green skittles. Now my mouth is all green, and I'm SICK of everyone staring at me!

The Jolly Green Giant's arch nemesis - The Artichoker, was last seen near the gay bicyclist convention.

By the looks of the shadows... err... someone is getting an eye job. Eurgh.

I wonder if Kirk will fuck him too...

I bet his nutsack looks like a Broccoli Crown.

"There's no way Jenny could turn down THIS proposal!"