Craptions Classics March 11, 2009

A penny got onto the blueprints, and somehow I just didn't notice until now.

mrthereverend

Other Craptions

If Mount Rushmore was built today, this is all we could afford.

SlappyMcGee

when he finished snorting the log cabin, Abe knew he had an addiction

virus_2049

John Wilkes Booth's shooting range.

Jeff Kelly

This is the second worst mini-golf course I've ever been to.

Jeff Kelly

Who needs an entire fence? This head of Abe Lincoln will keep trespassers honest.

GaseousClay

Jimmy was sorely disappointed to find his Lincoln Logs came with too few logs and far too much Lincoln

DeadMonkey321

"This is not what I had in mind when you asked if Im up for some roadside head!!!"

LionelHutz

Previously on Lost...

purplecowscluck

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

billyh2o

The original Lincoln Memorial wasn't as nice.

Jeff Kelly

Man, cleaning out the nose sucks...where's a slave when you need one?

cbwalker720

Build-your-own Mount Rushmore.

Four Spruce and 7 Pines ago...

Gatt

Well, I think it's in bad taste, but if you are gonna finish your shooting gallery you better put up the John and Robert kennedy targets, too.

bilbo1
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