Other Craptions

If Mount Rushmore was built today, this is all we could afford.

when he finished snorting the log cabin, Abe knew he had an addiction

John Wilkes Booth's shooting range.

This is the second worst mini-golf course I've ever been to.

Who needs an entire fence? This head of Abe Lincoln will keep trespassers honest.

Jimmy was sorely disappointed to find his Lincoln Logs came with too few logs and far too much Lincoln

"This is not what I had in mind when you asked if I’m up for some roadside head!!!"

Previously on Lost...

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

The original Lincoln Memorial wasn't as nice.

Man, cleaning out the nose sucks...where's a slave when you need one?

Build-your-own Mount Rushmore.

Four Spruce and 7 Pines ago...

Well, I think it's in bad taste, but if you are gonna finish your shooting gallery you better put up the John and Robert kennedy targets, too.

Jeeze, my garden is going terribly.

Linkin Park

Ironically, the slaves were freed before the Lincoln statue was completed.

This is possibly the weakest final scene to a National Treasure's movie I've ever seen.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology ... well, kinda very low-tech technology.

Mt. Rushless

A memorial to lobotomized presidents. You'll be missed Mr. Bush.

No, that's NOT what they meant by "Lincoln Logs."

The Lincoln Golem of Calamity would soon free itself from its shackles. And then the kid that jammed a stick up his nose will PAY!

Fence post, fence post, fence post, fence post, Lincoln statue . . . I don't see where we messed up.

On this spot, Lincoln did... something pretty minor, actually.

They moved Lincoln's bust to this Illinois field to make room for Obama on Mt. Rushmore.

The Lincoln Memorial, had the South won the Civil War

"...Bitch of it all is, we built this thing about four score and seven beers ago."

Somewhere in the wilds of Illinois is a monument to Lincoln's one invention: an automatic nose-picking device.

Charleton Heston found a lot of other monuments after he left the Apes.

The shrub on the far left is so jealous of that forest.

"Of course it looks silly NOW. We haven't added his stovepipe hat yet!"

The first pennies minted by the US government suffered from serious practicality issues.

Silly, Abe. You've gotta smoke it, not snort it!

Actually, I said we were going to build a house for a new RESIDENT, but this works too.

NOT PICTURED: The other side of Lincoln's head - a bloody mess.

Hit the Abe Lincoln head, win $1,000,000!

And so the Lincoln Tunnell was born.

Wow, lifelike statues of Abe Lincoln, Nicole Ritchie, Calista Flockhart, Kate Moss, and Laura Flynn Boyle!

Pac-Man : 1865

Abraham Lincoln doing his daily line of blow

"He's dead, Jim."

the john wilkes booth driving range

When you've got that extra deep booger....

Needless to say, I doubt the Emperor will be very pleased with the way the Death Star is progressing...

Over-sized Chia-Lincoln. One of the few remaining artifacts from the era when a company could sell literally anything at all if they put it on the internet.

Archeologists discover John Wilkes Booth's practice firing range

4 poles and seven fields ago...

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