Other Craptions

Can't you go back to the old costume? No Mary Jane. People know who I am now.

As a matter of fact, that IS a banana in my pocket, for I am Banana Man!

The label for Japan's #1 selling brand of pepper spray.

"Will it hurt very much?" "HA HA HA yes."

Watchmen II: Electric Boogaloo

I miss just one episode of Heroes, and now I can't follow the storyline at all.

I'm you, from the future! Also you will get a sex change.

I don't speak Japanese, but I know boner deoderant when I see it.

Hey there, are you some sort of superhero? Why no, I'm not....bitch.

"I came as fast as i could!" "You know premature ejaculation isn't exactly a superpower, right?"

"Thank you for saving me, Embarrassing-Public-Erection-Man! How can I ever repay you?" "Well..."

Japan has a more sinister definition of "Banana-hammock"

"Tick, is that you?" "No, I'm his second cousin, Banana Slug."

"How can I ever repay you, Urine-Man?" "Just remember to always.. LOOK OUT FOR NUMBER ONE!"

"Are you?" "Yes, I am the Golden Shower."

"I still don't understand why you're firing me." "Listen, Janet. We just have a problem with your uniform."

You may not want to accept it... but this is exactly how your parents met.

Who will watch the bulgemen?

The funny thing is that this is an ad for Alka Seltzer.

I'm not so much weirded out by the guy's costume as I am by the fact that this a candy bar wrapper.

"I'm sorry, it's just not working out..." "Is it the suit? Or my perpetual hardon? It's the suit, isn't it..."

A picture worth a lot of frightening questions...

"THAT'S your best pick up line?!" "Look at me girl - I'm just rocking this mustard-colored unitard and have protruding genitalia that resembles a flattened pancake... do I even NEED a pick-up line?"

Excuse me ma'am, I heard you had yellow fever?

"If you're going to mug me can you at least promise not to rape me too?" "I wish I could, sorry ..."

Scuba Steve gets some action.

I can only assume that the skyscraper back there is a metaphor.

Condom-man, to the rescue!

TRANSLATION: WOMAN: "...which one of the Watchmen are you again?" MAN: "Doctor Manjunk." WOMAN: "...don't know that one." MAN: "Roaringsack?" WOMAN: "...swing and a miss." MAN: "Silk Pecker?" WOMAN: "...thanks, but I'm gonna pass."

...so you see, only by sleeping with you, and your sister if you've got one, can I save the World...

"Im sorry before I became Banana Peel man I was Chlamydia man and I may have given it to you"

The original pac-man concept involved collecting roofies and date raping random women.

Public Arousal Man, the newest comicbook hero from Japan.

Enough already Japan...just STOP!

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just Japanese?

Woman: "Will a craption posted after 4 pm central time ever get any votes?" Bumble Bee Man: "Hahaha...no..."

Brandon Roush is doing Japanese cartoons now?

"Come on. All your friends are doing it."

-Can I kick you in the balls now? -Yes, now you may kick me in the balls.

I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

"[naive question]" "[dick joke]" does it really matter what they are saying?

"An STD?" "Don't shoot the messenger."

Every time you think the Japanese have the creepiness factor down, they up the ante.

I'm the banana king , charlie

"Are you okay?" "I'm condomtastic."

In Japan they actually show the Trojan Man's face in their condom ads.

Excuse me i have lost my double barrel lion gun have you seen it?

"Spider Man is a loser Mary Jane. You're about to find out why they call me Pac-Man"

Steve obviously did not understand the definition of "Banana Hammock", but Shirley knew she had compromised when she married him.