Other Craptions

"Who's your Lion King now?"

Giraffe's don't often rape lions in the wild, only in captivity

The OTHER entrance to Narnia

its not rape if you yell surprise

Unfortunately, his plan for a Giraffe-Lion-Rock hybrid had some obvious holes

Safari glory hole.

"And on your right we'll see... something..."

Giraffe-"Bitch, where my money at?" Lion-"I don't have it!" Giraffe-"I know you be Lion."

Madagascar 3: Escape to Buttsex Island drew an R-rating from the MPAA

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion....um......"

After Simba's little "incident" with the giraffe, Pride Rock was later dubbed Shame Rock.

The lion has just learned a valuable lesson. Never turn your back on a gay giraffe!

"Hey Leo, how'd you get stuck in the Rock Giant's nostril?" "Don't ask, just get the pepper."

The Cowardly Lion gets his second wish from Oz; to be sodomized by a giraffe.

Lion-O, what's wrong? I had that dream again.

This picture is ridiculous... that lion has six fingers.

One rhino short of a threesome.

Tonight, on 'To Catch A Predator'

Yep, bagged them as they were going for position # 19 in the Kama Sutra

I dare you to stick your head in the other hole...

Psshh, more like The Lion QUEEN

Simba's career after the Lion King took a bad turn.

Head of a giraffe, body of a rock, penis of a lion.

Mommy, I don't like our new kindergarten.

chimeras gone wild

King of the Bunghole.

The lions had teeth and claws... but the giraffes had WORMHOLES.

Science's attempts to cross giraffe, lion and rock DNA have yet to progress beyond the plaster stage.

Somewhere, somehow, somebody is jacking off to this image.

It's the Chernobyl petting zoo.

and on this farm we had a...hmm

Climbing into a lion's ass or a giraffe's stomach. Surely bad dreams will come of this...

Rock beats all.

The Safari of Dr. Moreau

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...as the giraffe anal rapes him

Man Pokemon is really running out of ideas!

Fred Flintstone finally figured out how to make that dam cat stay out for the night

It isn't talked about nowadays, but Dr. Moreau isn't allowed at the zoo.

The warehouse workers stopped abruptly as they entered the gates. Something was different today...

The terrifying thing is that we don't know what goes in the other hole.

The Large Hadron Collider strikes again

Giraffe: AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!

Wow! A blue car!

Living animals became too much of a cost for the zoo.

Being socially awkward animals, giraffes have had to evolve into entertainment centers so the other animals would think they were cool.

African Safari Animals Gone Wild

SAY MY NAME ASLAN! GO ON! SAY IT!

Most people go with flamingoes but Frank wanted his lawn to be different.

In Greek mythology there are 2 of these guarding the entrance to the underworld.