Other Craptions

No, don't cover the floor vent! That's the centerpiece.

"Just follow the blue line and you can't miss it. Oh, and whatever you do, ignore the giant eggs. They will tell you to sit under the orange canopy, but whatever you do, do NOT sit under the orange canopy."

Work has been great ever since they enforced mandatory acid trips.

Sorry, I wanted Feng Shui, not Feng WTF.

The gypsy camp was set up so gradually, no one even noticed the difference by the time it was done...

Once they hatch something FABULOUS is going to happen

So my idea is Arabian Nights meet Alice in Wonderland! You're fired.

Yet another reason banks would be better off if they were run by 5 year olds.

The economy, bail outs, unemployment all meant just one thing. No more hookah parties at Citibank.

Why hello there, little boy. Come on in. Mr, Jackson has been waiting for you all day!

Welcome to my masturbatorium

Aladdin by Tim Burton

So you see, the turd from yesterday's craption just needed a fresh coat of paint to spruce it up.

"Now, THAT'S a living room" "It's my dining room..." "....oh..."

Now THAT'S a fucking Kinder Surprise.

"Now, how can we improve the look of this room?!" "You could turn the light off..."

And you expect Suri Cruise to grow up okay?

Never go for dinner at the Burton household.

How'd you get into my room?

Barbie's Moroccan Nightmare, inspired by Toontown.

Dude, I gotta keep away from Wal-Mart while I'm stoned.

Stop me if you have heard this one already… two giant eggs and a gay lamp walk into a bar and…

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

All it needs is some melting clocks and it's the best art installation that no one understands.

And here is where Dr Seuss meditated, slowly drifting off into the delusional fantasies that allowed him to write his beloved stories.

Damn it, these Bjork music videos are freaking me out!

Welcome to the Neverland ranch tour. If you'll just follow the blue line to the next exhibit, the queasiness should pass.

I Spy.. a hooker with a tampon. Hint: She's inside the tent.

You've got to hand it to the gay bees, they know how to decorate.

So it's agreed. This side of the blue line can be sane, that side can be crazy.

My horoscope says WHAT?

Meh, I've already got one.

This is why 4 year olds never make it as interior decorators.

"Welcome to my home!! Would you like a drink??" "Yes... yes please.... what's keeping that fuckin' drink?!"

I'm telling you, Dreamworks won't make a film about an anthropomorphic pair of curtains!

“I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, chromographically.”

It seemed funnier when we were high.

This proves you can have money and still be wierd.

taths how big ones balls must be to say "god told me to go to war in iraq"

The teletubbies shouldn't be interior decorators

good thing Dorothy followed the yellow road.

The workers at the asylum like to fuck with their patients.

Two Girls 1 Cup - with a $20 million budget.

Pay no attention to the man behind the windows!

Honey, don't you think the mustard painted walls are a little tacky?

I wondered where "The Hive" was...I just expected it to be a little more, how you say, menacing.

3 of your mom's vibrators.

…and behind that orange veil lies your gayest dream…

Why, isn't the Borg's collective mind just FABULOUS!