Craptions Classics March 06, 2009

The third Death Star suffered a lot of budget cuts after the economic crisis.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shit

III

The world's first humane hobo trap.

humanity

Is there an inscription on it? Cause I lost one like that.

Fkelleghan

A scene from the live action Mario Kart movie: A Chain Chomp waits for the karts.

I can't find it in my What Shat That book.

lumberjef

Look, it's an Ewok double wide!

Jeff Kelly

The Trojan Turd was instrumental in the siege of Cleveland.

alaska_77

The lesser known Keebler Dwarves, baking whatever roadkill they can find.

"10 Shitball lane. No. You heard it right. Just deliver the pizza."

phreesh

Chuck Norris's airbag.

The Paul Bunyan Polyp Ride was the least popular in the amusement park.

Unept

Bumper Sticker: my other gigantic piece of shit is a car.

Zaphod

The Flintstone's space capsule was damaged during re-entry, probably due to the difficulty of air-braking with one's feet.

feralboy12

FUCK THIS CRAPTION!!! I CALLED OF WORK FOR THIS??

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