Other Craptions

There was an old woman who lived in a shit

The world's first humane hobo trap.

Is there an inscription on it? Cause I lost one like that.

A scene from the live action Mario Kart movie: A Chain Chomp waits for the karts.

I can't find it in my What Shat That book.

Look, it's an Ewok double wide!

The Trojan Turd was instrumental in the siege of Cleveland.

The lesser known Keebler Dwarves, baking whatever roadkill they can find.

"10 Shitball lane. No. You heard it right. Just deliver the pizza."

Chuck Norris's airbag.

The Paul Bunyan Polyp Ride was the least popular in the amusement park.

Bumper Sticker: my other gigantic piece of shit is a car.

The Flintstone's space capsule was damaged during re-entry, probably due to the difficulty of air-braking with one's feet.

FUCK THIS CRAPTION!!! I CALLED OF WORK FOR THIS??

Bet you didn't know the boulder that chased Indiana Jones was a costume, huh?

Has somebody seen my hemmorhoid?

The aliens arrived quietly, and with little fanfare. And then they forgot where they parked.

DO NOT buy tacos there.

No, this is me in a nutshell. Help I'm trapped in a nutshell! However did I get trapped in this giant nutshell! I would hate to see the size of the nut that would have such a shell.

Is Reagan still president? No. what have you been living under a rock or something? Well....

"I don't think we're in Bagend anymore Mr. Frodo..."

Sold in 2007 for 2.1 million.

Obama is right. Our schools really do need more funding.

This isn't funny. Kidney stones are no joke!

Ironically, it landed directly on top of the "Beware of Asteroids" sign.

Goodness Gracious, great balls of...

When the housing bubble burst, it fucking BURST.

People thought I was crazy when I said to Fir Kee 10 at the Big Rock. Finally, proof!

How did you figure out where I hide my key?

Welcome to Smallville.

If this is a suppository, I REALLY don't want to see who it's for.

In Soviet Russia, moon lands on you!

FUCK YOU, FANNIE MAY AND FREDDIE MAC!!!!!!!

DeathStar version 1.10 beta

James and the Giant Ball of Shit

The lesser know, 4th pig, made his house out of shit

On the set of "The Day the Earth Stood Upwind"

After OG the clever invented the wheel he decided to build himself an unstoppable death machine...

So a website that promotes free speech will nuke my comment if I mention something about how the Craptions are unfair?

Jan.17, 18 votes, that's all I'm saying.

Dispatch?...This is Unit 113...I think we've got a visual on that giant Dung Beetle......

In my day we didn't have fancy prancy plastic playgrounds. We played in rocks, and we were grateful for those rocks.

It's a landing craft from Uranus!

Oh God. Look what's on their lawn now! At least they moved the old truck.

Operation Shitballs : Putting the brakes on speeders!

It's log, log it's big it's bad it's wood. Log, log it's better than bad it's good!

I used to be a rolling stone. (sigh)

"You kids get off my lawn! I mean it! SCAT!"

"So.... you own this??" "Psh.. I wish!! It's a timeshare."