Other Craptions

Herbie always enjoyed receiving rim-jobs

Back in the day, Transformers needed a little help with their actual transformations.

So I guess a one man demolition derby basically just involves slowly taking the car apart.

In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!

"If you have a better way to steer, I'd like to hear it!"

He also changes rubber mid-fuck.

I promise you, the tire is not why you're not winning any of your Nascar races.

Dude, just pay the $50 for freaking AAA!

Talladega Nightmares

I can still win this, I just have to construct my car.

Ironically, his name is "Jack".

Oh, I get it: it's a metaphor for the economy. The wheels have come off and it's spinning in circles.

This guy just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO.

They finally tried to turn Mario Kart into a real sport.

Upon taming the wild funny car, Harold will then proceed to crack it open and feast on the nutritious clowns within.

Even when you make sure there's no room, Terry finds a way to be a backseat driver.

He misinterpreted 'popping a wheelie'

And women can't even park in the lines...

A man knows how to change his own tires. But only a REAL man can do it while hanging off the door in the middle of a demolition derby.

At Freds tire we offer fast, onsite service for any make or model.

No Dave,you steer with the wheel INSIDE the car...

It's easier to win the race when you don't try to have sex with the car.

Sidesaddle does NOT work!

Alas, The moments before a "PWN3D!" picture.

No, it really IS easier when you pull over to change the tire, Stan.

Stop...voting for jekelish. Tee hee hee.

Good 'ol dad never stopped during a road trip. Not even to change a tire. He eventually ran head-on into a semi while changing his pants.

Carl was convinced his vehicle was an Autobot. "Transform, damn you! Transform!"

"Whaddya mean I failed my driver's test?!"

How a real man steals someone's rims.

Lindsay Lohan really let herself go in the new Herbie movie.

Who the fuck races a PT Cruiser, anyway?

One does not simply hire the pit team to drive into Mordor.

God dammit, Michael Bay.

He should be wearing a helmet....that could be dangerous

Jesus Christ Phelps, can't you stop for one minute and help me change this tire?

Fuck you, it was on sale!

It was then Bob realized that pulling off your rubber while in the act, is not a good idea in ANY situation.

Anyone that says they won't have sex with this car is a homo and a terrorist.

Kit had had enough of Michael, and told him to fix his own fucking tire.

I think you misunderstood me when I suggested "Rim-jobs and donuts".

Well there's your problem.

"Should we tell Steve that it's easier to change the tire when the car isn't moving?"

"No time for the pitstop - I'll change it on the go!!!"

You know what they say...where there's smoke, there's tire.

Ooo! Free tire!

With the economy only getting worse, Nascar racing teams have been forced to lay-off their pit crews. Forcing the drivers to fend for themselves.

Think about this image every time you start feeling like a man.

"Say, this tire is balder than I am..."