Other Craptions

An image from octo-mom's ultrasound.

How many dead baby jokes can you fit in a cupboard?

"Hello, do you carry dolls heads? Yes? And What about their decapitated bodies? Wow, yeah? Okay, now this is a shot in the dark, but what about fake owls? NO WAY! SWEET!"

The one downtown store Walmart couldn't put out of business

What's even creepier is that the photographer doesn't have a reflection.

We've got OWLS..more OWLS than you can shake a stick at! Big ones, small one's....old and new. Get your OWLS at a super discount at TED'S DEAD BABY HEAD EMPORIUM!

"Bob, when I suggested you take up a hobby or start a collection I...I kind of meant stamps, or baseball cards..."

In order to get inside the mind of a pedophile, we must first think like one. But how?

Tim Burton's Toy Story

Your one stop shop for creepy!

Ha-Ha! A womb with a view...Get it?.....A womb with--- Fuck you guys......

Somebody told the dolls there was a Jonas Brothers concert outside.

The poorer wizards were forced to shop just off Diagon Alley.

Bob's last day as Macy's window dresser.

Looks like my grandma decorated an abortion clinic.

...Step 3: Profit

The storefront of Linens N' the Creepiest Goddamn Things You Could Ever Imagine.

101 Doll Aberrations.

Back in the day those claw game vending machines were a lot more macabre.

Best head in town!

These Playstation commercials creep me out

New "Pro Life" slogan comes to life: "Give a hoot! Don't Aboot!"

those owls are making a fucking NEST you realise

but wait! there's more!

You should've opened door number 1

Look at the little titties under all those baby faces. So cute.

"Hey MTV, I'm Chucky the homicidal doll. Welcome to my crib!"

This shop went out of business cause it ran out of dollhairs and sense.

Swaim's china cabinet

Oliver Twist 2: The Reckoning

And just think, they keep the REALLY fucked up shit in the back.

Jim didn't know what he hated more: complete baby dolls or visitors.

And here I thought head shops were on the decline.

Gary Glitter's new house.

A Polish orphanage.

Did you have any trouble finding the place?

I waited ten minutes for this page to refresh so I could look at my own front window? Fuck you, Cracked.

Unhappy with controlling only our sleep, our nightmares finaly manifested themselves into a concrete form

I'd love to see this guy's business plan when he applied for the small business loan.

The Lyin' Witch in the Wardrobe: Dumbledore's closet.

Somebody has to stop the octomom!

Woot first! I win! (but seriously, this shouldn't happen)

If you go in there, you may get head.

That vent was built to release pure fucking evil.

Who would have ever guessed that the headless horseman owned a toy shop?

No.No.No. I said we needed more towels and baby doll beds moron.

"WHO! WHO! WHO killed these babies?" the owls asked.

Let all who approach know one truth: DO NOT fuck with owls.

did one of those just blink