Other Craptions

Who let the dogs out... of the closet?

This is what conservatives think gay marriage will do to America.

Don't be alarmed ma'am, we're from the Internet.

Their bark is worse than their bite. However, their buttfucking is worse than their bark.

pictured from left to right - pig, dog, ass

First twat to mention scientology gets a slap.

ive got my naked man patch on ... i dont need to look ... im strong ...

Swaim's day off

THIS is your brilliant plan to catch Catwoman?!?

Let me guess. They like doing it doggy style.

Gaynines

I'd hit that... with a rolled-up newspaper.

Which one's Jekelish?

"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm also a Mac."

On second thought, the mugger can just keep my wallet. No, it's okay officers, thanks anyway.

Go fetch the ball gag.

Scooby and Scrappy Doo had appetites beyond the occasional scooby snack.

Dammit, of course I smuggle drugs up my butt when the police dogs are around.

Uh, guys? Behind you...you might wanna...aaah, don't worry 'bout it.

McGruff the Crime Dog is a little... different in San Francisco.

'Well, yes, Tom, the necktie does make you look distinguished.'

Gives pound me in the ass prison a whole new meaning

Fucking Cracked! Some of us pull these pictures up at work, you know.

Transhomos: More than meats his guy

After seeing this, the anti-gay protesters couldn't deny that, indeed, ALL dogs go to heaven.

"just keep looking straight, that WEIRDO behind us is totally naked."

Amsterdam's Batman and Robin are just a little different.

You sure Hannah Montana's meeting us here?

Man, e-harmony is GOOD.

"I am Hanz" "and I am Franz" "and we are here to fuck *clap* you up!!!...the ass"

First twat to mention scientology gets a slap. That'd be you, twiglet.

"We're here for the Jonas Brothers concert."

It's hard out there for a gimp.

I think you need a bigger patch than that to get over this addiction.

Oh, NOW I understand homophobia.

The Stuttgart Community Theatre's rendition of Lady and the Tramp was met with glowing reviews.

This is what happened to the last two guys who tried to submit a "we'd like to talk to you about Scientology" craption. And yes, they WERE sodomized.

Ruh roh!

Now THAT was one of my weirder family reunions.

The Dukes of Hamburg: Boss Hogg and Anus.

"My, what big ears you have!" "The better to hear your screams of agony when I punish you for being such a bad, bad boy with....."

I keep hitting refresh, but they never make out with each other. What gives?

Your move PETA

Previously on The Dog Whisperer...

The uniforms that Hitler voted down.

Run my friend, that girl back there just drained the invisible man's powers. God forbid that happens to us.

Sometimes the 'why' is not worth knowing.

You know it's a rough neighborhood when...

Sometimes the patch is not enough... and you need to have a zippered dog mask to stop smoking...