Craptions Classics March 02, 2009

March 2, 2009. 3pm EST. The Peeps became self aware.

rustytrombone

Other Craptions

Any second now, some smarmy dog is going to pop up and laugh at you for not hitting a single one of those ducks.

Jeff Kelly

And on the 8th day, God said "Let there be ducks". And there were ducks. And it was fucking creepy.

playerkiller

So you've decided to divide by zero...

BigT

HAHA, MORE LIKE QUACKED.COM!

SUPERNAUT44

If one rubber ducky makes bath time lots of fun, this many must make it fucking orgasmic.

Jeff Kelly

Nobody said the zombies weren't going to be adorable. And ducks.

TheGuessWhom

Donald Duck's child support payments leads him to hire some hunters from Mississippi.

...GOOSE!!!!

Zaphod

All those targets and Dick Cheney still managed to shoot some old motherfucker in the face.

Plan B

The bills just keep piling up...

jonnyt

The population boom proved that sometimes even rubber ducks don't use rubbers.

Iapyx

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Obtusetriangle

you can tell a duck will be gay from a very young age.

somfas

It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.

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