Other Craptions

Any second now, some smarmy dog is going to pop up and laugh at you for not hitting a single one of those ducks.

And on the 8th day, God said "Let there be ducks". And there were ducks. And it was fucking creepy.

So you've decided to divide by zero...

HAHA, MORE LIKE QUACKED.COM!

If one rubber ducky makes bath time lots of fun, this many must make it fucking orgasmic.

Nobody said the zombies weren't going to be adorable. And ducks.

Donald Duck's child support payments leads him to hire some hunters from Mississippi.

...GOOSE!!!!

All those targets and Dick Cheney still managed to shoot some old motherfucker in the face.

The bills just keep piling up...

The population boom proved that sometimes even rubber ducks don't use rubbers.

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

you can tell a duck will be gay from a very young age.

It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.

Pamplona's Running of the Ducklings ended up not being quite the test of manliness that its creators intended.

Tonight, we bathe in HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Admittedly, it was a little inappropriate to try and portray Auschwitz with rubber ducks, but it was the only thing they could afford with such a tight budget.

Even rubber duckies head south for the winter.

when your duck shooting with a minigun you need enough ducks

Donald Duck went bankrupt due to all of the child support payments.

A rare glimpse behind the scenes at one of the nation's most prosperous Peep farms.

Hunting event hosted by PETA

After a nationwide manhunt, they'd finally found Ernie's secret hideout.

Sorry I guess I didn't hear the "Duh" when you said we were going to Rubber Duck Hunt.

1001 ducks walk into a sand bar...

Redneck bathtub.

Oh damn! You made me lost the count! Let me see: One...Two..

Can you describe the duck that attacked you?

I'm so sick of these muthaduckin' ducks in this muthaduckin lake

Wait a minute Harry, I'm not sure this IS swan lake...

The lesser known, Slum Duck Millionaire was something less of a success.

Fuck dude, duck food!

Well fuck a duck

"Fire at will!" "okay, which one's Will?"

they're reproducing like the Chinese!! every time you shoot one, two more take it's place...

Um... I don't think we're gonna catch any salmon here, Ted.

So you've got all your ducks in a row, now what?

Seconds later, the two men in front were eaten alive. And the peeps began their 2000 year reign of Earth.

However, the Duck Liberation Front staged a protest on that same day. Needless to say, the "Shower on Washington" wasn't a success.

DUCKS!!!!!

This just in. Chuckie Cheese has flooded. There are no survivors.

When you said 'trollin' for chicks'.......

President Obama's stimulus plan in the minds of Republican leadership.

Rubber duckie, you're the one...

Duck, Duck...Hammertime.

STEVE! Get back in the group, you stupid pink bastard! You'll never survive out there!!!

There will be Ducks

Don't feed them rubber bread.

THIS is supposed to stimulate the economy!?!?