March 2, 2009. 3pm EST. The Peeps became self aware.
Any second now, some smarmy dog is going to pop up and laugh at you for not hitting a single one of those ducks.
And on the 8th day, God said "Let there be ducks". And there were ducks.
And it was fucking creepy.
So you've decided to divide by zero...
HAHA, MORE LIKE QUACKED.COM!
If one rubber ducky makes bath time lots of fun, this many must make it fucking orgasmic.
Nobody said the zombies weren't going to be adorable. And ducks.
Donald Duck's child support payments leads him to hire some hunters from Mississippi.
All those targets and Dick Cheney still managed to shoot some old motherfucker in the face.
The bills just keep piling up...
The population boom proved that sometimes even rubber ducks don't use rubbers.
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
you can tell a duck will be gay from a very young age.
It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson.