Other Craptions

Stock market super fun slide: Go down with us!

Warning: tresspassers are in danger of gettin' served

CAUTION: While you were trying to figure out what this sign meant, some guy stole your wallet.

Watch out for falling cripples.

Fun fact: Somebody had sex with this sign

DANGER ! MAN RELAXING !

I am sick and tired of all these motherf'ing snakes on these motherf'ing signs!

Warning: Removing skis while going downhill may result in hilarity.

Falling: Brought You By the Letter "S"

The new extreme slip-n-slide caused consumer backlash when it started slicing children in half.

Don't try to fellate yourself on crutches.

A picture may be worth 1000 words... ...but sometimes the word "Caution" is the best way to go.

Attention: Slide may collapse spontaneously.

Caution: awesome slide ahead

Sherlock Holmes: I deduce that this sign originates from Asia... Watson: Genius Holmes! but how could you work that out?? Holmes: Simple Watson... I saw it on cracked.com... now let's do some heroin.

Michael J. Fox Crossing....also Stop...Hammertime.

Warning - road designed by MC Escher ahead.

AREA OFF-LIMITS DUE TO REALITY BEING BROKEN.

the butthole surfers even have their own line of road signs.

Step 1:Trip balls Step 2: Recieve bacon

Y M C A!

Warning! DO NOT SLED ON CROWBARS!

That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!

Warning: Claw with legs may crush circle while running from bendy scissors.

IT'S A TRAP!

DANGER : FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS AHEAD

warning: Individuals painting the ground with their diarrhea will be prosecuted.

WARNING: Crotch revealing leg crossing ahead.

Caution, entropy ahead.

Caution: Reading this sign may cause an awesome wave of flatulence.

Daily Craption of Shame [I am sick and tired of all these motherf'ing snakes on these motherf'ing signs!] by CavalierX If there's a wiggly line on a sign, this shitty craption will be there. Congratulations.

Large noses don't make good crutches

Danger? I hardly know 'er!

No, no... rotate it clockwise... it's a man ducking and running as canes are thrown at him.

Mirror Universe Approaching

warning, slippery... just dont fucking go there

Pooping out tongs is a danger that we all live with every day.

The sign posted on the back of my guys tighty whities - skid marks ahead.

Do NOT sit on abstract swans!

Warning - Justin Timberlake is experimenting with his sexuality.

Old King Billy Had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 5 foot 4.

Arthur Dent would laugh at this!

Careful: people falling off Yahoo! 100ft high outside office ahead.

Warning: Don't ski on your ass.

let me guess... "Stop... Hammertime"?

Danger: Skidmarks

Caution: Snake Crossing

warning: double ended candy canes, children may leap dangerously over them in excitement

This happens ALL the time...