Craptions Classics February 28, 2009

This is the deal guys. If our stock prices plunge, we plunge. Now get working.

SheaD

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Error 404: Buillding not found

Swaimfan

We found this pic through Google, ironically.

Thomas Calnan

Who Wants to Be A Millionaire in China has harsher penalties for losing.

infernonachos

Note to self: Build skyscraper first.

I told you we should've taken Microsoft's offer. Our new downsized office is awful.

siromar

Pirates of the... OH MY GOD WE'RE IN NEW JERSEY!!!

MARCS

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the All-You-Can-Eat Detroit river Buffet. We'll be lowering you into the water momentarily.

At least when stockbrokers commit suicide these days, they do it more efficiently.

CavalierX

So that's what they meant by offshore tech support...

Boulder

The only way to get Yahoo stock to rise.

Thomas Calnan

Hey Bill we caught something. Its just Yahoo, throw it back in.

adam72967

Yahoo's alternative to Google Earth.

Swaimfan

Previously on Lost...

hollohill

Yahoo's new goal: Fuck Newton's laws up the ass.

Obtusetriangle
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