getittwistd
For his crimes against the Children, I hereby sentence the Easter Bunny TO DEATH BY HANGING!
The Suicidal Energizer Bunny; he just couldn't keep going and going and going...
mrthereverend
It may look like a rabbit from behind, but in the front it's a killing machine. Also, a rabbit.
acaba36
This park is for coloreds only. Those who cross over to the whites park will suffer the same fate as Peter here.
CaptainCarl
And the #1 prank to play on someone just released from the insane asylum is...
ChaseMitchell
He saw himself escaping to a meadow full of giant multicolored eggs, into his wife's expectant arms. Then the rope snapped taut, and he was dead.
mrthereverend
The scientists concluded that the red ones were too aggressive, and therefore had to be leashed.
mrthereverend
As Big Red bid a fond farewell to his friends, he wondered what his new life at the chocolate filling factory would be like.
Look Jekelish accidentally signed into one of his other dummy accounts, Mrthereverend. Whooops!
Winnie the Pooh decides that Rabbit was holding out on him about the honey pots.
Frank, the sole representative from PETA, looked on. Tears streaming down his cheeks. He'd gotten a splinter.
crazyivan
Re-introduction of giant pastel bunnies into the wild has been met with great success.
Beowulf42
The red bunny was the most evil. Not that the rest didn't scare the shit out of me, but at least they didn't rape me as much
Roclawzi
Fat and lazy from his mainstream success, Peter Cottontail now had to be mechanically assisted in his hops down the bunny trail.
Zaphod
"So, what are you going to do with all that lottery money if you win?" "one word: Bunnyhenge." "....Gimmie those tickets back"
Thel
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" "Teehee!" "...no, seriously, we mean it. You're gonna die." "Aww..."
mabogo
The vegetable patches near Chernobyl and Three Mile Island have got some SERIOUS pest control problems.....
Truthiness
The Easter Bunny breeding program was considered a huge failure when the rabbits plotted to take over the world and kill all the humans.
rustytrombone
After the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the KKK turned its sights to the Easter Bunny.
PrinceOfRavens
Terry Gilliam's adaptation of 'Watership Down' was just getting plain weird!
DamnitDog
Scientology embraces the Easter Bunny, because its just as fictitious as their religion.
If the rabbit had chosen death by be-heading, it would have been a Hare Cut. But nooooooooo. Fucking rabbits.
Thegreatbon
And Easter moves even further away from making any sense in Christian Theology
siromar
On the one hand, genetic engineering will enable us to feed many more people than possible with today's technology. On the other, giant super-bunnies will destroy everything you hold dear.
gypsy61
Giant Easter Bunny Wholsale and Warehouse is overstocked with giant fiberglass pastel easter bunnies and I'm passing the savings on to you!!! Same day delivery may not be available in your area
iantendo
I don't care if it IS Easter lady... if you can't afford the damn rabbits they're going back on the truck!
OrigamiMe
To add to the horror, the mother easter bunny was tied up and forced to watch as the mob ate the ears off of her children.
ChetChesterson
Perhaps the giant candied bunny wasn't the best idea for the Diabetes Foundation's carnival...
DamnitDog
Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and a sane Scientologist find a ten dollar bill. Which one picks it up? None, because they are all figments of your imagination.
Dranj
The largest rabbit ever pulled from a hat is carefully lifted off the unfortunate magician.
iantendo
"...Any last words?" "YOU CAN TAKE OUR EGGS BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!"
Devilducky
"Hey, I'm serious guys! I'm going to do it this time! I really am! HEY! Don't turn your backs on me!"
jayjay2061
Then god said "Let there be one giant bunny to rule over them all. And let him be pink. I like pink."
mus1prod
You know, once they kill them, those are going to be the BIGGEST fucking key chains that you have EVER seen.
scrovak
After a lifetime of atrocities that include hiding the contents of the refrigerator and impersonating Jesus, the Easter Bunny get's what's coming.
b3rTy
Well this is what happens when you park your massive plastic rabbit on double-yellow lines!
Valdogg21
It's like that episode of Pokemon with all the Bulbasaurs and the giant Venusaur
Priapism
Stewart took a good, long look. He would be making a withdrawl from the spank bank later tonight.
Smokey92
Something, something, David Caruso, something, racism and a baby crushing bunny.
RobertJSawyer
Yeah, but it'll slip out of the noose before you win the prize ... I've played that effin' game before!
francisbreen
Where I come from that's just an advert for Sony... Craptions pickers getting lazy...
iantendo
nothing says Easter like a fat lazy teamster slacking off while the non union immigrant guys do all the work
nervousnerd
The Easter Bunny died for your sins, little boy. That's why we celebrate by reenacting his death and subsequent resurrection.
whirlwind201
After winning the war on christmas Atheists went after other beloved Holidays with religious undertones.
Gatt
This time Alice was trippin' balls so hard, she wasn't gonna follow these fuckin' rabbits for nothin!
Swiffo
To the end the Easter Bunny felt no regrets for turning the tables and handing out candy babies.
crazyivan
Our breeding program has been quite successful. We hope to have two-toned bunnies in 2 to 5 years.
ChetChesterson
"See, I told you my brethren would come to rescue me. You can not silence us!! FREEDOM!"
DamnitDog
I think we made a wrong turn, this is not the Bunny Ranch I was talking about.
2noame
In the future, Easter is about giant chocolate Viagra-Egg fueled furry gangbangs, just like Christ intended.
Unept
Bill liked his new pet, but taking it out for a walk and to poop every day kind of wore on him.
nervousnerd
I said Playboy bunnies, not playmobile bunnies! Well are they atleast anatomically correct?
jonnyt
I'd probably find it easier to write a craption for this if I didn't see a fucking flatbed truck filled with giant multi-coloured bunnies like every 5 minutes! Yawn!
The_Diceman
We didnt want to be intimidated by this so called 'Bunny Gang, but fuck was their ring leader huge!
iantendo
"...and then Jesus got into the truck, drove to a truckstop and picked up a lot lizard... and THAT is the true story of Easter"
Jenna_Tullwortz
"You know I hear that hanging victims often involuntarily defecate all over themselves." "That's revolting!" "Hey, you're the one wondering where jelly beans come from."
gablibors
No one seems to notice Santa Claus in the blue jacket happily awaiting the execution of the Easter Bunny.
ChetChesterson
Before his Death, the Hare king was forced to watch his brethren be bruatlly sodomized by the carnies.
playerkiller
It was then that the whole family realized just how deprived Uncle Michael's sexual fantasies really were.
ChetChesterson
"Yes, all of our Marshmallow Rabbits are free range, farm raised and sodomized daily." "What was that last part?!?" "Farm Raised."
Zaphod
The note pinned to the front reads: All I ever wanted was some fucking Trix cereal!!!!
wallet
see kids? with enough money, even the most bizarre sexual fantasies can come true
Sarcasticguy
The perspective distortion effects in this picture is anally raping my brain...
Duck-Monkey
"Well they already made the scary movie about the tooth fairy and Santa Claus is pretty much covered on his own...let's go with ruining the Easter Bunny. We'll have giant bunnies that eat babies."
Duck-Monkey
In bunny prison, the bunnies are guarded by giant, scary, colorful bunny-like demons!
garbage
In one of their more controversial decisions the Texas state government executed the leader of the radical leftist group, Gay Bunnies of America.
Fuzz2885
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
bamman62
Snuffles wasn't like the other bunnies, Snuffles was alone. It was the only way out...
Roclawzi
The Klan knew that the black man was hiding in a bunny suit, but it never occurred to them to check which one and spare the other bunnies.
satur92002
Not understanding English, the "purple man" as they called him, followed the ceramic bunny delivery truck around the country in hopes of securing a Swiss chocolate treat.
vik
ha, i guess the jokes on all those girls in college who told me i was hung like a bunny rabbit.
Dr.Pepper
FAT GUY (on cellphone) "...the kid pissed his pants. How the hell could you know he's a fan of "Night of the Lepus"?! He's nine! Little pussy."
darthtanion
Oh WOW!!! This must be that farm in heaven that my daddy said "Snuggles" went to!!!
bryguy
That black guy in the background successfully switched places with the bunny, and everyone was none the wiser.
aphilliott
In his last moments, snuggles looked out upon all the other bunnies happily living their lives. He thought "Maybe I can learn to be happy lik-HUuUuUURRK*" It was at that moment some fat guy pushed him over the edge.
whirlwind201
Dangit, I'm two minutes late. Now my Craption has less chance of winning than a one legged long jumper.
87gn
Unfortunately the only way to control the giant pastel sugar bunny population was to call in the wise guys and their hydraulic crane truck. Here we see Vinny & his bunny attempting to lure the strays to be relocated!
OrigamiMe
All the guys played intently with their bunnies unaware Bob was readying his bunny-pault.
mactheknife
what is michael moore doing just watching, why isnt he exploiting and lying?!
ChetChesterson
Yes, the giant bunny will do nicely in my belly, please put it on the truck.
It was the only thing they could do to keep Clifford from tearing the bunnies apart.
Trishkabibble
The rest of the bunnies turn away... They knew pinky well, and did not want to rob him of his dignity in death.
darthtanion
Guantanamo Bay isn't being closed completely. It's just getting new occupants.
Blinker_Fluid
This guy doesn't work here. He's just waiting to gorge himself on giant chocolate bunnies.
Vorple
Though the original dogma of the Cult of the Bunny was bitheistic, things quickly got out of hand.
NickCagesucks
With all the female bunnies on the rag, Horacio had to resort to autoerotic asphyxiation.
Dextarius
After breaking up with Max over his steroid abuse, Sam painted himself red and set out to join forces with Clifford the big red dog.
iantendo
As the battle between the humans and giant rabbits raged on, the opposing generals watched from the safety of the truck.
abmz72
This is the last time we are putting the Peeps manufacturing plant next to a nuclear reactor damn it!
DamnitDog
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the guy in the purple shirt knows what he is doing.
abmz72
This is the last time we put the Peeps manufacturing plant next to a nuclear reactor.
Muntjoc
Ya know just cause kids can't focus these days, don't mean u got to make finding the eggs easier to spot... god damn internet.
DamnitDog
This year the White House Easter Rabbits will be sporting gold chains in honor of our new President.
penellep
It's finally happened. The obesity epidemic has spread to the bunnies - so much, in fact, that they have to be hydraulically lifted to the extermination field.
mannyk329
Germany's attempt at an Auschwitz-themed park didn't really draw the tourists...
dgamradt
To everyone who ever ate the head off of a peep - revenge, sweet sweet revenge!
bafaulkner
What does it matter what I write? This thing is rigged by Japanese wizard lovers who dig chicks in blue Spandex.
gablibors
As worried as the Easter Bunny is, it's hoping Ashton Kutcher will jump out from the bushes and say "you've just been PINK'D"
ecoli
Having thoroughly traumatized every child in the park, Carl was ready to call it a day.
Frankenstud
Weird Willy ponders the next check on his ongoing list entitled: "Things that wont fit up my Ass"
ChetChesterson
is this making anyone else like REALLY horny? come on..... No body? LIARS!
Frankenstud
Even in the presence of such a massive distraction, Frank couldnt stop thinking about Tits and Ass.
Esko2
Everyone was surprised by Larry's sudden and shocking return. He had left town as a young kid,vowing to never come back after one too many failed Easter egg hunts.Hunt this, he thought as he stared at his former classmates...hunt this.
87gn
Jekelish wins Craption contest. Civilization ceases to exist! Film at......Oh, screw it, there won't be anyone left to watch.
chromajin
Fred wasn't ready to release Miss Hops-a-lot into the wild, but deep in his heart he knew it was her time.
Emerald
Frank couldn't believe it; they'd actually managed to capture a herd of wild Giant Marshmallow Peeps.
giannasahyra
they couldn't find clifford the big red dog, so they settled with stefan the pink gay bunny.
ResidentAsylum
Pink Floyd's "The Wall" in 60 seconds, by bunnies, the live-action version just didn't come out right...
NCDULONG
This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a complete stranger in the ass!
Zaphod
"*who* leaps out?" "oh, Lancelot, Galahad and I.... leap, out of the rabbit...um... oh. Well..... if we build a, a large wooden Badger---" *SMACK*
tard
the folks at cadbury are hoping their "big fucking peep" line is a hot item this easter
Ouroborus
Tim the Enchanter offloads the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from his truck, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, in the Summer Childrens' Playhouse re-enactment of 'The Holy Grail.'
rinkster
Geraldo rushes in to save the 1000 lb bunny, only to realize it is full of chocolate, and even more exciting may contain a missing clue to the where abouts of Al Capone's secret vault.
hamsterjelly
For those who are too lazy to see or read "Harvey", this sums it up pretty well.
mus1prod
They only have the resources to do the old-fashioned pregnancy test &, well, they MUST find out if those two from yesterday made it to the egg.
Devon
Night of the Lepus wouldn't have been such an ordeal if only we knew bunnies were powerless without air reaching their lungs.
clang0390
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?
PeterWD
Coming in 2009... Lagomorph Park, a Steven Speilburg film starring Josh Brolin, Kristen Bell, Bruce Campbell and the Energizer Bunny.
BGZ
Judgeing by the position of his hands, it looks like Rudy the Red Rabbit is taking care of his 'last request'.
Quagmar
"Yes, Ms. O'Donnell...Your chocolate bunnies are here...Yes, all 12...Okay, see you soon..."
hadleydb
Alright children gather around for story time... Once upon a time there was a pink bunny... SNAP! KERPLUNK!
Jackboleo
Bob's plans to eat the delicious rabbits were once again foiled by his nemesis: the truck.
mus1prod
This is actually the 3rd grade production of "Omen". They're just setting up for the birthday scene.
mus1prod
"Would you guys hurry up? We still have to unload the truck full of Mad Hatters & a fucking cargo van full of Cheshire Cats. We can just lay the Queens flat if we need more room."
DarylConn
If one crane can catch a rabbit, a thousand cranes... Well what if we just catch a big one?
mariam67
Maybe before you reenact the discovery of Easter Island, you should research it a little first. Just a suggestion.
Evildrive
Though saddened to see his childhood pet go, ol Charley knew it had to be with it's own.
SenorPickle
John used to reminisce about the bunny hangings of his youth. "Back then we didn't have cranes," John would say, "but by God we had the will."
Well, what would YOU do if you knew you were destined to be eaten by fat, foul-mouthed little terrors?
DancesWithCats
Notice that as the man in front is watching, you can't see where is other hand is.
UnFlightplan
Harold wasn't sure if this was the right move, but the small voice inside his head told him to go ahead and do it. Little did he know that the voice was just some dick standing behind him.
spoo
Today at the Playboy mansion, Hugh Hefner was declared insane after unveiling his new "bunnies" concept...
Ryudjinni
After transport from the last of rainbows and chocolate, the Easter Bunny council decided it was best if they address the growing obesity problem amongst rabbit youth.
WLTwitch
Bill, you don't have to hide behind the trailer to jerk off when everybody is doing it publicly over there
clewis
With his children watching, his last words were..."I die today, but plastic camouflged eggs will live forever."
Sawyer
The Care Bears had always been better received than their less popular cousins, The Suicidal Rabbits.
Sawyer
I was inside that giant red bunny. Encased within. And I saw things. Terrible, terrible things.
Sawyer
No one's going to vote for my stupid craptions anyway, so those rabbits can go suck a dick.
Frankenstud
Frank was dissapointed to be at work so late, for it was 3:02PM, meaning his plans for winning the Craption Contest were foiled for the day.
yura
Ladies and gentlemen i present to you: THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD; do not worry, these harness are made from CHROME rope.
chainfire
There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.
BigChillRob
Man, I know some cultures take Easter seriously, but that pinata is fucking RIDICULOUS...
cptnpeacocksuit
When Pinky decided he'd never be as horny as the other rabbits, he decided to do himself in.
whirlwind201
Joseph had a really hard job as the counterweight to the oversize bunny delivery truck, but it paid well.
pilord
In memory of red bunny: Red bunny watched blue bunny with his precious pink bunny making out, and then hanged himself.
getittwistd
After the shootings, Peter Cottontail's family had to be relocated and put in the Witness Protection Program. Peter wished he had never ratted those gangsters out to the cops.
Ozweego
It appears Frank is on a break from lowering over sized bunnies for a children s Easter Party in the park.
Thel
All that fat-ass can think about is how much he wants to eat that giant chocolate rabbit.
copters
This is actually a wildlife preservation area. The secret nuclear lab is out of frame.
Unept
Too embarrassed to tell anyone that her bra had snagged, Pink Bunny waited, hoping it would unsnag by itself, or that the creepy quiet man could help her.
dazam
Simon stood their looking smug. To think they all laughed at him when he built the giant rabbit Trap.
hijodela
As the feeding frenzy commences the strawberry chocolate bunny had to be isolated for fear that he would be consumed too quickly.
Smithereen
Mr. Pinkie always felt like he was held back from playing with the other rabbit freaks.
fantastic_rich
Professor Slob unleashes his super bunnies on humanity - "That'll teach 'em not to call me fat!"
OrigamiMe
Jim was definately going to win this years "Bunny made out of used gum" contest.
Frankenstud
After winning the Powerball jackpot, Big Lou was compelled to make his odd-fetish a reality.
BONERJAM
"Good thing I wore my reflective vest today. I was afraid these cars wouldn't see me otherwise. Wait, your telling me those aren't cars, you could have fooled me."
TJL
The town council's decision to drop acid before planning the Easter Parade was probably a bad idea.
The_Diceman
"Oh mystical bunny lord. We have made your colourful alter, now appease us with good crops."
Muntjoc
Ashamed of there drunkin debotchery to easter last year by shitting in all the baskets, no Rabbit can look and face God. BTW on weekend god comes to earth as a random homeless guy to spy on us all, especially while you touch yourself.
Fillius
"We celebrate today, the first step towards world peace... Giant Rabbits, MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
ckin
There is no way that's a real bunny, the crane around it's neck would choke it to death
sarduchi
Despite his best efforts, Jim was still disappointed in the size of his arcade claw machine.
Frankenstud
After the success of Project "X-Mas" the JEWS were hard at work with their next diabolical scheme "Removing Jesus from Easter"
SlappyMcGee
Hiding his erection by pressing it against his crane, Harold contentedly watched the anguish he was causing the Easter Egg hunt attendees.
bordedatwork
"somebody pinch me" thought steve as his furry fantasy seemed to be playing out before his very eyes
Boxy
I spent four fucking years at Yale and the olny job I can get is delivering big rubbe Easter bunnies
ChaddsFark
The new Eater Bunny Auto-hopper demonstrating the US's heightening obesity problem.
BlaiidDrewg
As the Easter Bunny looked back on his life, he realised his dream of flying would soon be accomplished
Dr_Ikari
Being on the bench of the last football game of the season didn't seem too enjoyable for Mr. Twinkles.
oleo
In order to prove Easter was still all about Christ, they crucified the Easter Bunny in a public hanging.
shadowzen66
As the fiasco unfolded infront of him, John swore to himself that he would never do shrooms again.
UncleBear
Harvey's days as a Pookah had come to a tragic end when he was wrongly convicted of sodomizing Elwood P. Dowd and sentenced to death by hanging.
Diasdiem
What happens now? Well, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ...Who leaps out? Lancelot, Galahad, and I. Um, leap out of the ra
dirtyJ24
but dude maybe like life is like the crane game and instead of us playing the game something else is and like the rabbits are like.......shit man im really high
dam2k
Because of his constant hyperactive behavior, Fred the Bunny's Mom had to put him on leash and watch other children play.
NCDULONG
I was going to post a witty and erudite John Updike reference, however I had a feeling it would be lost amid the tumultuous sea of high-brow craptions humor. You're welcome.
Boxy
The Easter Bunnies were saddened because no matter how they tried they couldn't get to Easter Island.
JZ89
Um ... looks like some guy leaning on a truck that is unloading its last, probably heavy, brightly colored Easter Bunny.
Rex-Jester
If you could see these bunnies from the front, you'd hang them too. They're hideous.
ChrisRichman
After years of subtle admonishments, authorities resorted to more drastic measures to teach the silly rabbit that Trix are, in fact, for kids.
ansainder
Easter rabbits are much easier to find than their eggs, but it's a pain in the ass trying to get them into your basket.
cduberpwned
despite peter rabbits new super ability farmer john still had the last laugh
montanaguy
Just do it for the lulz. 2.5 hours = no chance in hell But you said go downtown and buy the longest rabbit you can find, I'm still confused about the bottle of lube but here you go
87gn
The bunny baseball games got a lot less interesting when all the players got hooked on the 'roids.
hadleydb
The giant pink bunny peep was banned from the peep land. The yellow chick peeps put out a hit on the giant pink bunny peep and he hung. His last word was “Peep!”
mus1prod
Much older, & having let herself go, the driver from Dokken's "It's Not Love" video can only find work around Easter.
mus1prod
Ladies and gentlemen, CBS would like to welcome you to a very special "Timothy Leary Easter".
hadleydb
To some it may appear as if the other bunnies are having fun while Pinky is going to hang. But Pinky has actually planted explosives in the park, and has a getaway plan.
mus1prod
Earl knew that, as soon as they gave him that orange vest, he was going to be the head bunny wrangler.
Shane?
I'm not sure where Michael Bay is going with this, but Optimus Prime attacking a giant pink bunny is not going to sit well with the children.
Gruszeczka
They really should have checked to see if the worker was out of the costume BEFORE moving it...
jeri.
"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass!"
HamBaconEgg
It's a bunny, no a hare, no a bunny, no a hare... FU man!!! that's a fatbastard in the blue sweater.... "oh.. =("
TheBeatles
They're coming to take me away, haha, they're coming to take me away, he ho, to the happy home...
Neuteboom
The outdoor theater's production of "King Kong" required some creative rethinking to get around some of the more obvious obstacles.
Spoken
Sometimes they have to pick Rosie O' Donell up by rope, because they ran out of cranes. That old guy is Donald Trump. Laughing with evil intent.
Spoken
Sometimes they have to pick Rosie O' Donell by rope because they run out of cranes.
sealpunter
Red Bunny: Heheh, look at all those little fuckers, i'm going to FUCKING SHIT ALL OVER THEIR FACES.
speedRazor
Mr. Smiths court order demanded him to stay 90 ft away from giant fluffy bunnies. Will he ever learn?
Crustache
The most prestigious gathering of bunny statues the world have ever seen occured this weekend at John Hopkins University.
politico
Evangelists, tired of carrying hate signs, and blowing up abortion clinics, finally united to accomplish something... to the detriment of the Easter bunny.
darthangel310
Santa finally caught all the easter bunny imposters. They never expected him to drive a truck wearing a blue jumpsuit. Christmas wins again.
UnFlightplan
Harold wasn't sure if this was the right move, but the small voice inside his head told him to go ahead and do it. Little did he know that voice was just some dick standing behind him.
TheGr81SLASH
The Cadbury giant chess set wasn't a success by ANY stretch of the imagination!
hambugor
Who cares about the huge rabbit being hung, what's up with the pink rabbit fucking pikachu in the backround?
hambugor
Who cares about the huge rabbit being hung, wtf is up with the pink rabbit fuckin pikachu in background?
kauer1977
Decades later, and fur awash in the blook of his victims, the rabbit from Monty Python is finally captured and tried.
boorah_bill
The Russian virus writing team didn't get the translation of trojan horses down all that well. They did, however, take control of the park that night.
cosmicslinky
You know there's a rabbit obesity problem when we have to transport these bastards on a truck bed.
swankyway
It's okay that they're all different colors because they're shooting this horror film in black and white anyway.
tweedle_dumb
The Peeps watched as, one by one, they were executed for causing obesity in America.
greywolfe
Man, those new American Idol judges are strict! There wasn't much of a crowd left as they hung Whiskers, the Hip-Hop Bunny.
The bunny pedophile is lurking. He is hoping they really do hump like rabbits.
froglinz
That rope is keeping him from eating all of the other bunnies, look they're all trying to pretend like he's not there. Though, he is slowly plotting his revenge while the unsuspecting man phones in his coordinates... The end is near.
ythc
And so, Benjumpin' Franklin declared to the other signers of the 'Declaration of Indepouncence,' "We must all hang together, else we shall fall separately."
dirtboxwailer
"Chocolate eggs, huh?!"....."CHOCOLATE EGGS?!!!!!" "BUNNIES DON'T LAY EGGS!!!!!! you sonofabitch!!!"
Boxy
Ain't that America, something to see baby, Aint that America home of the free baby ina' tthat AMerica, little pink rabbits for you and me, yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah!
Boxy
Ddi anyone notice that tower that looks like a penisthat the bunnies are saring at? Or is it just me?
spinaltap540
We have ways of making you talk.... NOW TELL US WHERE THE FUCKING EGGS ARE!
Crazygonuts
We told you...tricks are for KIDS! Now let this be lesson for the rest of you!
llihnella
And he watched, as the life began to slowly leave the bunny's eyes. If he couldn't have candy, no one else would either, dammit.
killjoy712
"Wow mom, when you said that dad pulled this clubhouse out of his ass you weren't kidding."
blincoe
hey, Darth Sidious, i don't know who made you leader of this cock fest but how about you get out and push for a change!
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