Other Craptions

Ret me terr you about Scientorogy..

That's all right - I'll just die, thanks...

These ones really aren't commanding the shit out of my cobra.

This is House and Wilson from the Japanese remake.

Hmmm. Apparently Japan actually won the Battle of the Bulge.

Japan even ruined the KKK

This is ridicurous. Glasses with no ears?

what kind of prostate exam requires a full-body glove???

"Hi, we're trying to find our way back home. We woke up in a kleenex. Our home's about yay long."

I'd pay more attention to his sales pitch if he wasn't so obviously excited to be selling it to me.

Dr. Handjob and his sidekick, Ass-Thumb, look for work.

Day 1 of SARS - they didn't realize it was respiratory yet

Yeah, we're here to do a manual sperm count.

Don't be a douche, stop voting for the first caption you see. There are LOTS of others that are much funnier!

If your erection last more than 4 hours or your sperm turns into full grown japanese men, call your doctor

So you had 2 orders of japanese steamed rice....NOT 2 steamy japanese ruys?

Is this the line for Paris Hilton's tampons?

"Excuse me ma'am, have you seen a gentleman in a hospital gown running down the street screaming and clawing his eyes out?"

"First, we get shrunk to microbe size. Then, we go up inside you and plant the fertilised egg. Then, the hot chick gets attacked by giant white cells, for some reason."

Feb. 25, 2009 Dear Cracked, After today's picture of the hot Cobra chicks, please have more Craption pictures of cosplayers in tight spandex. Thanks!

I'm just saying, if you let me cut earholes my glasses wouldn't keep falling off. And I'm just saying if I don't get to cut a dickhole you don't get earholes.

I see people I wish were dead.

'don't suppose you've seen a giant egg around have you? its for a very elaborate joke'

With these two, the safest sex is long-distance.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

I don't know why everyone thinks they're doctors just because of the things on their heads, when they're clearly just dentists.

Semen on ice. Only in Japan.

We're here about the job opening. The ad on craiglist said "Two able-bodied Seamen needed".

I may have misunderstood their broken English, but I think they just offered me a free colonoscopy.

Fuck all of you! We're Korean!!

After Labor Day in Japan, shit goes crazy.

Doctor Well Jeung.

No, we're not together. Why?

Japan creates something new to hate. The Anti-Mime! Everything but their faces are white and they shout out everything they are doing!

"Well, we heard that it was easier to get into medical school if you're white."

Hiro tried to explain to Ando that wearing these costumes was the only way to get his powers back and fulfill his destiny.

wait, my little head-mirror thingie fell off?!?! Oh man, I must look rediculous!!!

Of course we're professionals, sir. So bend over while I use my penis to check your prostate.

Of course we're cerified doctors, why else would we be wearing these comically oversized head mirrors? Stupid Americans!

Tryng to typ crptin wit one handd

stop voting for yourself, leaf

"Scrubs" is funnier in Japan.

I don't care what you think of me. I'm comfortable!

Previously, on Heroes...

Wait, so we actually enter the egg?

Doctors Without Borders... Or Shame...

Pictured above: rab coats.

Excuse me sir - I am a grower, not a shower. Can I interest you in a free exam?

I bet they have wicked skidmarks.