They're commanding the shit out of my Cobra.
ssrry. tpying crtpton wth lft hnd nly.
I'd hit it... with a mobile command center equipment with detatchable compartments (figurine sold seperately)
As a die hard nerd my boner is restrained by the lack of accuracy of the weapons.
Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Getting to know them is half the battle. The other half is getting them undressed.
I didn't know I was a nerd until right now
So THIS is the picture that was on the wizard's phone
FAKE! The tears of shame have been photoshopped away!
G. I. Boner.
Dammit Cracked I'm at work I can't jerk off... Or can I???
Tracy didn't have an ass to flaunt like Becky and Laura, but she did have her cameltoe.
Cobrettes are way hotter than G.I. Hoes.