Other Craptions

ssrry. tpying crtpton wth lft hnd nly.

G.I. Hoes

I'd hit it... with a mobile command center equipment with detatchable compartments (figurine sold seperately)

As a die hard nerd my boner is restrained by the lack of accuracy of the weapons.

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Getting to know them is half the battle. The other half is getting them undressed.

Muhammad's angels

I didn't know I was a nerd until right now

So THIS is the picture that was on the wizard's phone

FAKE! The tears of shame have been photoshopped away!

G. I. Boner.

Dammit Cracked I'm at work I can't jerk off... Or can I???

Tracy didn't have an ass to flaunt like Becky and Laura, but she did have her cameltoe.

Cobrettes are way hotter than G.I. Hoes.

If they intend to kill me, please let it be death by snoo snoo!

These chicks blue themselves.

Al Qaeda's new line of military uniforms for female recruits follows the Islamic code of dress, while providing the agility and swiftness current combat situation requires.

Stop...Hammertime.

"The strippers for Lord Vader's birthday party have arrived!"

This is the strangest Smurfs episode I've ever seen.

COBRAAAAAA-OOOOHHH-LAA-LAA-LAA-LAA

Wife: So what did you dream about last night? Me: Nothing.

You know what? Fuck serving my country. Hail Cobra!

For another $100, you get kung fu grip.

Which one is Sarah Palin?

The creepy part is that they're actually dudes

Damn, maybe Stephen Sommers knows what he's doing with the GI Joe movie...

Dear Cracked, thx for the boner Thel p.s. i really like thongs, can there be a thong in tomorrow's craption?

Hey, if Obama had been more forthcoming about his "civilian national defense force," he might have gotten my vote!

behind this door is the secret to the meaning of life. whats that? you dont care about the meaning of life? you just want to stare at my ass? muahaha...success...

Cobra Cumander

Starship Strippers

Daily Craption of Shame [I didn't know I was a nerd until right now] by michaeldrew Liar. You mean heterosexual. Congratulations.

These aren't the whores you're looking for.

Knowing is half the battle. The other half is stifling your erection.

Step 3: PROFIT

The soldiers from Final Fantasy VII are way hotter than I remember...

COBRA began recruiting Hooters girls.

The Co-Bra sold seperately

The new Charlie's Angels: Sarah, Bristol and Willow.

The new national police force uniforms are reason enough to vote Obama in for a second term.

One way or another, these gals will fuck you up.

Uh oh, G.I. grow.

Darth Vaders Angels

Where were these action figures when I was ten?

The Blue Man Group look sexier than I remember.

THEY SHOULD RANDOMIZE THE CRAPTION SYSTEM SO PEOPLE WHO ARE EMPLOYED AND COME HOME AT 5 OR LATER HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING

Men will surrender willingly to the terrorists...

"... and boning is half the battle. GI Joe!!!"