Other Craptions

Lord of the Ringtones.

His phone told him he had mail. Unfortunately, class restrictions meant he could only wear cloth.

Text: Bustychick69...I am here. Where r u?

Mom, I'm at the corner of 5th and broadway, please bring poptarts.

TO: RUDOLPH dude wtf u left me in miami how drunk was i last nite

You shall not pass! At least, not until the traffic thins out.

It's really hard to focus on the stupid wizard picture with the picture of Pam Anderson in a bathing suit right next to it.

Harry Potter and the Shitty Reception

Santa takes a moment to enjoy all the upskirt pictures he took.

ttyl Frodo, ur bff Gandalf

Phone of Confusion: +5 vs Wizards, +8 vs Elderly

To: Dumbledore From: Ron I jst got a txt frm Harry tht said U R gay. WTF?

He's standing outside a Hilton. I only bring this up because Paris Hilton is a giant whore.

The Wizard of More Bars Where you Need it.

If I were him, I'd totally have my invisibility cloak on

He shouldn't have trusted an Iphone app to lead him to Bethlehem.

He's about to do battle with Lord RickRolldermort.

Well, if I can't win a craption contest, I might as well be in one of the pictures.

How the shit do I spell abracadabra on this acursed thing?!?

Look at me. I typed up my craption that has nothign to do with the picture and everything to do with my level of Douche Baginess and being first all because I'm too much of whiner to take losing like a real man...

"YO IT'S FRDO. WOT TIME U GTN 2 MT. DOOM?"

Yo my dude, get your ass down here. They be some hot looking witches up in this jump off!

Where the hell is this that a man wearing this outfit attracts no attention from anyone else in the photo?

Fuck wands, Gandolph has a Blackberry

Hello 9-1-1? I'd like to report my car stolen...It's a blue beetle, plates "I AM Eh"...I

Dumbledore finally figured out that text messaging is faster than a fuckin' owl.

First rule of medieval re-enactment...take off your wrist watch!

Harry Potter and the cell phone secret

Control of the elements, power over space and time, and yet still can't get a signal...

Gandalf the Technologically Hip

Hast you any more of the pipeweed i purchased a fortnight ago? ;)

My wife's vagin hangs down like my sleeve.

Los Angeles - Anything short of lighting yourself on fire and we're not paying attention.

"Why won't Daniel Radcliff return any of my messages!"

You mean I can use this thing to call for my bowl and call for my pipe and call for my fiddlers three?

"You shall not.." "Get the hell off the road Father Time!!"

incoming text- "change of plans... dont make an idiot out of yourself"

David never pressed that button again.

Oh shit, wrong button, I hope I'm still invisible.

Perhaps the people who suggest that being one of the first craptions ensures more votes should get over themselves.

New text message from: He Who Must Not Be Named-- "OMFG Dumby! potter's liek totally guna die soon. ur beard is stupid. and can I haz Hermione's numba?"

Gotham City was much less sinister during the day..., and significantly more gay.

Enchanted 2: The Hunt for Dumbledore

Hear yee, hear yee, I have full service, and I'm texting my girlfriend.

Left at the Rouge quarters.....right at the magic quarters.....DAMN IT this is not the warlock trainer. I swear when I get my hands on that IMP!!

Gilbert Arenas wasn't the only Wizard in Charles Barkley's five. (Sorry, NBA nerd joke)

Daniel Radcliff aged 65 during filming of harry potter 7

Accio Reception.

...and eye of newt ttyl kthx bye