Craptions Classics February 24, 2009

"hey frodo, get to mntn yet? lol. jk, tyt. aragon sez hi. ttyl.

siromar

Other Craptions

Lord of the Ringtones.

His phone told him he had mail. Unfortunately, class restrictions meant he could only wear cloth.

jonnyt

Text: Bustychick69...I am here. Where r u?

NCDULONG

Mom, I'm at the corner of 5th and broadway, please bring poptarts.

nikpappagiorgio

TO: RUDOLPH dude wtf u left me in miami how drunk was i last nite

Thel

You shall not pass! At least, not until the traffic thins out.

Jeff Kelly

It's really hard to focus on the stupid wizard picture with the picture of Pam Anderson in a bathing suit right next to it.

III

Harry Potter and the Shitty Reception

alaska_77

Santa takes a moment to enjoy all the upskirt pictures he took.

ttyl Frodo, ur bff Gandalf

Phone of Confusion: +5 vs Wizards, +8 vs Elderly

DoctorX

To: Dumbledore From: Ron I jst got a txt frm Harry tht said U R gay. WTF?

bilbo1

The Wizard of More Bars Where you Need it.

MARCS

He's standing outside a Hilton. I only bring this up because Paris Hilton is a giant whore.

rustytrombone
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